Sick Squirrel

[mom45]

My weapon of choice would have been a shovel. My mom uses her pitchfork on possums...sticks them to the ground to hold them in place until she can go get Dirty Harry to finish the job. She uses dad's .45 target pistol. Picture an 81 year old woman wielding that thing. The hysterical part is when she tells the stupid possum to "stay" as if it could leave.

Farm life....ahhhhh

 

[churchmouse]

My weapon of choice would have been a shovel. My mom uses her pitchfork on possums...sticks them to the ground to hold them in place until she can go get Dirty Harry to finish the job. She uses dad's .45 target pistol. Picture an 81 year old woman wielding that thing. The hysterical part is when she tells the stupid possum to "stay" as if it could leave.

Farm life....ahhhhh

This is lost on those armed only with an I-phone and safe zones.....

 

[mom45]

This is lost on those armed only with an I-phone and safe zones.....

There is no safe zone here. LOL! If you see my mom with that pitchfork, run for your life!

 

[churchmouse]

There is no safe zone here. LOL! If you see my mom with that pitchfork, run for your life!

My great g-Mom with a 12 gauge. Woman was wicked mean with it.

 

[Leadeye]

We had a sick squirrel in the backyard a couple of years ago that could only drag itself along. The kids came in and told me about it so the wife and I went out to check it out.

Well I was instructed by the wife to "Do something!" so I walked off to the garage and came back with a 21oz framing hammer....apparently that wasn't the "Something" she had in mind.

To this day I still have NO IDEA what "Something" is? But apparently her definition and mine are VERY different.

If any of the other members can please give me the female definition of "Something" I would greatly appreciate it.

Very early in our marriage of 37 years my wife learned never to say "do something".

 

[pudly]

One way you don't want to deal with a squirrel: Woman fined $2M for fire started by flamethrower used on squirrel | www.daytondailynews.com

 

[padawan]

My great g-Mom with a 12 gauge. Woman was wicked mean with it.

Grandma had a .38 and a pitchfork for 'critters'. Country life, you can't beat it.

 

[Dead Duck]

One way you don't want to deal with a squirrel: Woman fined $2M for fire started by flamethrower used on squirrel | www.daytondailynews.com

Gotta give her points for creativity.