Secrets to a happy couple

[KittySlayer]

Simple, I make all the really important decisions in our household. Wife makes all the rest of the decisions.

In two decades I have not had to make a decision but I am ready when a really important decision does come up.

Apply purple as necessary to match my bruises if my wife sees this post.

 

[Expat]

Rodney Dangerfield is awesome.

You are correct. I remember a couple of years ago there was talk of him getting into the comedian hall of fame and they rejected him. He was a lot funnier than any of these rubes doing the voting currently.

 

[Rong]

Video is a hot mess. Not worth watching.

Going on 33 years together. Wife does not believe in divorce...

She believes in murder.

Haha mine always says "You promised until death do we part, so you can get out anytime you want"
She also reminds me she knows the combination to the safe

 

[Knight Rider]

After 30 yrs of criticizing every firearm purchase, she now wants me to teach her in preparation of her getting her own.

I’m not sure whether to be thrilled or terrified. Queue up the “why not both” meme.

 

[d.kaufman]

After 30 yrs of criticizing every firearm purchase, she now wants me to teach her in preparation of her getting her own.

I’m not sure whether to be thrilled or terrified. Queue up the “why not both” meme.

Had to do it

 

[STAGE 2]

You can be right or you can be happy. Choose wisely