This thread is more entertaining than most things I have seen on TV in the last several years. (Not really a fair statement since I can't recall the last time I turned on the TV and "surfed.")
It does remind me of a visit to traffic court (about 35 years ago). My case was the last one heard. I had brought a book to pass the time, but never opened it. The court proceedings were fascinating. Some defendants presented logical arguments, were respectful and had their cases dismissed or fines drastically reduced.
Others were a dumpster fire. At times I was inclined to shout out "Shut up! You are only making it worse for yourself! How can you be THAT stupid!" But I kept my mouth shut.
My case was dismissed, and it was the most enlightening and entertaining half day of my life.
Being the last of the day kinda sucks.
BUT, it does allow you to learn from other's mistakes.
I had the same experience in traffic court in North Carolina.