My Wife..............................

[JCSR]

I love this woman so much. First she is so much fun and never boring after 33 years together.
So this morning she gets up and tells me her shoulder is very stiff and sore. Then proceeds to tell me she thinks it's rheumatard arthritis. I just smiled and said, "I don't thing so dear." There are so many stories like this I could write a book.

 

[tv1217]

Tell her that's unpossible because only people with Postrate Cancer can get that

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Why do you two gotta be such bigots? Maybe she's transthritic. It's a thing, you know!!!







Haters!!!

 

[Nazgul]

It used to be safe to talk back to my wife when I was sitting on her right side. Arthritis made the back hand from that side impossible.

Then...she got the shoulder replaced.....now it works.

Don

 

[El Conquistador]

My wife and I were driving on a freshly paved highway but only one lane had been paved. My wife said “why would they do that?” I asked do what? She said you would think they would have matched the colors of blacktop before using it. I laughed and said see that grey lane it was dark black like this lane when they put it down. Give it some time and the sun will change it grey.

 

[Ziggidy]

My wife is the most lovely person in the world, and beyond,

“Hey honey, did that sound acceptable to you before I hit post reply”?

 

[Bugzilla]

There’s a reason why I call her my better half.

 

[mcapo]

MY wife is the MOST amazing wife ever. EVER.

I hope she reads this before noticing my credit card charges at the gun store while she was gone last week.

 

[Nugget]

I hope she reads this before noticing my credit card charges at the gun store while she was gone last week.

 

[Doug]

It is my hope and prayer that every husband and wife believes his or her spouse is the absolute best. I know I do.

 

[JCSR]

Update on my wonder wife. We just got back from Florida last week. Great weather and good time had by all.

First day at the condo we share an elevator ride with a man (average height full beard and baseball cap) and his son about 6-8 years old. They had just grilled a big plate of chicken on the outdoor grill and were heading up to their room for dinner. Here's the conversation after they step in the elevator.

Wife to the little boy: Did you help grill that chicken it sure smells good.

Little boy: yeah me and Dad did it out by the pool.

Everyone smiled and said have good evening as they got off on their floor.

Next Day. Random man (not same guy) about average height, full beard and baseball cap enters the elevator right before us. Conversations goes....

Wife: How was the chicken?

Random man: What????

Wife: Aren't you the guy with the little boy and the chicken?

Random man now has a scared puzzled look on his face.

By this time I'm cracking up because this guy has no clue what my wife is talking about.

After a brief explanation we all had a good laugh about it but as I told you it's never boring.

 

[Nazgul]

MY wife is the MOST amazing wife ever. EVER.

I hope she reads this before noticing my credit card charges at the gun store while she was gone last week.

No ... My wife is the best ever!!!

Don

We both have our own credit cards..

 

[bgcatty]

I never use Google to check on anything; I just ask my wife because she is always correct.

 

[WebSnyper]

I never use Google to check on anything; I just ask my wife because she is always correct.

You married Ms. Right... Just didn't know her first name was "Always"