Joke of the day.

[chemteach]

Why do orchestras only take 15 minute intermissions?................... So they don't have to re-train the percussion section.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/25172-ingo-joke-day-page.html

 

[chemteach]

Last one, I promise. Guy walks into a brain store and wants to buy some brains. He sees some cellist brains for $1.50/lb and keeps looking. He finds some saxophone player brains for $5.00/lb. Way in the back he finds a jar of Drummer's brains for $150,000/lb. He yells for the clerk and asks, "How come I can buy cellist's brains for $1.50/lb and Drummer's brains cost $150,000/lb"? The clerk answers, "Do you have any idea how many Drummers it takes to get a pound of brains"?

 

[patience0830]

What do you call a drummer w/o a girlfriend?


Homeless.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

INGO JOKE OF THE DAY THREAD, THE ACTUAL ONE

 

[fnpfan]

why doesn't Mexico have a winning Olympics team???... because anyone that can jump, run or swim has already come here..

 

[actaeon277]

Maybe the mods can roll this thread into the other.

 

[rhino]

If your bathroom requires the services of an Exorcist after you make a poop, you may want to reconsider your dietary choices.

 

[actaeon277]

If your bathroom requires the services of an Exorcist after you make a poop, you may want to reconsider your dietary choices.

Mine did

 

[Bapak2ja]

[FONT=&quot]A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother ... he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]“Denise,” the doctor says.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]The doctor replies, "DeNephew."[/FONT]

 

[Sigblitz]

Thread is a dup.

 

[Bapak2ja]

Thread is a dup.

So what? It just gives us a chance to laugh a second time.

 

[bonkers1919]

Why does trump take Xanax daily? For HIS-Panic attacks

 

[Wolfhound]