Hillary dies and gets to the gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells her to have a seat in the waiting area outside the gates. As Hillary sits waiting she notices lots of clocks on the gates of Heaven. Every now & then she notices that some of the clocks move while others just stay still. When St. Peter calls her name she asks, "Why all the clocks?".
St Peter replies, "Each time someone tells a lie the their clock's time moves ahead."
To which Hillary replies, "So who is that one?" as he points to a clock that has lots of dust on it. "That is the popes". replies St. Peter.
"Ah" say Hillary and then asks "Where is Obama's?" St. Peter replies "It's in Jesus's office."
"Why?" asks Hillary and St. Peter says..."
"He is using it as a ceiling fan!".
St Peter replies, "Each time someone tells a lie the their clock's time moves ahead."
To which Hillary replies, "So who is that one?" as he points to a clock that has lots of dust on it. "That is the popes". replies St. Peter.
"Ah" say Hillary and then asks "Where is Obama's?" St. Peter replies "It's in Jesus's office."
"Why?" asks Hillary and St. Peter says..."
"He is using it as a ceiling fan!".
