Jesse James

[Jack Ryan]

Jessie James,

You Stupid Bastard! 
You cheated on Sandra Bullock? How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world. She has a body to die for and her current wealth shadowed only by Oprah.

Your wife, recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now named "America's Sweetheart." 
You also remember, she just won an Oscar and praised you up and down in front of the world while you were porkin’ away.

You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated ******* cheater on the planet! How can you live with yourself?

I only have one thing to say to the despicable, miserable, cheating piece of **** that you are: Thanks for taking the heat off of me for a while.


Let’s do lunch.

~Tiger

Yeah, this and I kind of liked the guy. Guess even after this stupid stunt I still kind of like the guy. I mean I would want the guy managing my 401K or any thing but...

I don't know, I like the way he speaks his mind and then he turns around and does this sneaky behind the back stab letting his little head do all the thinking. That's pretty stupid considering what all he'd snagged from Hollywood and had a sweet ride just sliding down the highway of life like the rest of his years were already buttered and then he pulls this...

Guess some guys really could screw up a wet dream.

 

[buffalo-springfield40]

Yeah, this and I kind of liked the guy. Guess even after this stupid stunt I still kind of like the guy. I mean I would want the guy managing my 401K or any thing but...

I don't know, I like the way he speaks his mind and then he turns around and does this sneaky behind the back stab letting his little head do all the thinking. That's pretty stupid considering what all he'd snagged from Hollywood and had a sweet ride just sliding down the highway of life like the rest of his years were already buttered and then he pulls this...

Guess some guys really could screw up a wet dream.

was it really buttered....i do agree..if your not happy..leave!!...but he looked like he was miserable....i mean the guy was married twice...1st to a stripper..then to a porno star...are ya really going to be happy with american pie and the missionary position for ever?...don't think so...i've seen him going to these stupid hollywood parties like he's a butler for Sandra....maybe some would find that ok....well....wife wants to smack me agian...still thinks its a 2 way street...(SMACKKKK!)...ouch..

 

[sporter]

His behavior is **** poor for a married family man.

 

[Indycar]

If I recall, Jesse screwed around on his first wife (the one who had his kids), got a chick knocked up, divorced wife #1 married wife #2, met Sandra, divorced wife #2 and married Sandra. Screwed a scank and Sandra is divorcing him.

What an asshat. He had what the average man could only dream of....one of the most beautiful woman in the world, fame, fortune from a business he started and publicity.

Now he is the scourge of the earth and only diehard bikers like him. He'll be in drug rehab (for the ?th time) and bankruptcy within 2 years.

 

[ArmedProgrammer]

Have to haul out Jay Leno's line to Hugh Grant....

"What the hell were you thinking?"


If you make a commitment - keep it. Period. Jackass...

 

[Benny]

Have to haul out Jay Leno's line to Hugh Grant....

"What the hell were you thinking?"


If you make a commitment - keep it. Period. Jackass...

Apparently you haven't watched late night TV in awhile.

Conan >>>>> than that sorry excuse for a stand up comedian f****t Leno.

 

[onviousluu]

reminds of a great metallica line when they were being accused and hated for selling out- "yeah were sell outs, we sell out every show we book".

How dare he make money!

 

[XMil]

Sandra B. can't be the little princess everyone seems to think she is, since she married a guy like Jesse. His past is not exactly a secret.

And for the record, Conan blows.