INGO: Joke of the day page

[jamil]

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Nah. You don’t get arrested for telling bad jokes. It’s just a face palm.

 

[actaeon277]

 

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This should almost go in the political picture thread

 

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[ed1838]

this is a oldie What only works when its fired?


a bullet

 

[AndreusMaximus]

this is a oldie What only works when its fired?


a bullet

Made me think of this clip for some reason, lol:

 

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[Drewski]

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a loaf of sourdough in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

 

[ed1838]

Boxers or Briefs, Mr. President?​

In 1992 while being interviewed by MTV, Bill Clinton was asked if he wore boxers or briefs? Clinton replied, "Boxers"

In 2008 US magazine asked Obama, "Boxers or briefs"? Obama declined to answer the question.

Last week AARP asked Joe Biden, "Boxers or briefs"? Biden responded, "Depends".

 

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[Drewski]

Someone recently asked me who my favorite vampire character was. I said, "The muppet from Sesame Street."
They told me "He doesn't count!"
I replied, "Oh, I can assure you - he does."

 

[actaeon277]

So I went to the hospital today & I said, "I've been bitten by a wolf."
Doctor said, "Where?!”
I said, "No just an ordinary one."

 

[Lpherr]

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Knees in the morning...
Back in the afternoon.

 

[Drewski]

When you are speaking to people who also speak Spanish, use the work "Mucho" several times.

It really means a lot to them.