How To Guide - Tinfoil Hat

[DataGeek19]

Do you want aliens or the government reading your thoughts? No?
Below are steps for building your own tinfoil hat.

1. Measure your head.

Gather the dimensions of your scalp using a soft tape measure, measuring from the middle of your forehead to the base of your skull.

2. Unroll tinfoil.

Using clean, premium-brand foil that has not been used to wrap food, measure double the length from your forehead to skull, plus four inches. Detach the foil using the serrated edge of the box and fold the foil in half, shiny side facing out.

3. Mold the hat to your head.

Carefully place the sheet of foil over your head and scrunch it down to follow the shape of your skull, as would a shower cap or helmet. If any exposed scalp remains, attach additional pieces of foil to cover; adhere using clear tape.

4. At each temple, poke a quarter-inch hold on either side of the foil.

5. Create a chin strap.

Unroll an additional three-inch strip of foil and fold it over twice, creating a durable, double-folded chin strap.

6. Thread the chin strap through the holes and attach with clear tape.

7. Don your hat.

Wear your hat in any place and anytime you wish to screen your thoughts from extraterrestrial-alien, governmental, or other types of surveillance.

Be Aware

Tinfoil hats are based on science: A layer of aluminum protects whatever lies beneath it from radio-frequency electromagnetic radiation.

For maximum protection, wrap foil around not just the head, but the entire face and skull.

 

[femurphy77]

Don't use tinfoil Made In China! There's a backdoor that allows the Chinese satellites to monitor your activity without your knowledge.

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[Old Dog]

Seeing that pix reminds me I need a snack, where is my "Jiffy Pop"?

 

[Michigan Slim]

I prefer used foil. It sticks to your head better in the wind.

 

[armalitesheepdog]

You said premium tin foil.....(Great Value) is never premium....

 

[fullmetaljesus]

But but but back in the day when we had rabbit ears on our tv we would put foil on them to extend them to increase our signal.


I think you are a gov / alien agent trying to get us to our on these hats to amplify our thoughts! Nice try fed. But not today!!

 

[KittySlayer]

If I wrap the injection site for my vaccine with tin foil will it block the microchip signals?

 

[femurphy77]

If I wrap the injection site for my vaccine with tin foil will it block the microchip signals?

Too late. The chip has already moved into your brain stem area where it is slowly melding with your neurons.

 

[Ingomike]

If I wrap the injection site for my vaccine with tin foil will it block the microchip signals?

Nope, it is an operating system, not a chip. Hence the need for additional "boosters" just like the computer updates for virus.

Disclaimer: Not that I know or believe this, but have read it...

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[DataGeek19]

I think you are a gov / alien agent trying to get us to our on these hats to amplify our thoughts! Nice try fed. But not today!!

I hear your thoughts...