Help fight terrorism!

[karlsgunbunker]

Censored!

Censored!

 

[Episcopus]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.
So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk
out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood
terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this
anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of
their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think
it's okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for
all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold
6-pack, (or a bottle of Makers Mark) at your side is further proof of your
anti-Muslim
sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and
applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless
America !

I'm Episcopus, and I approve this message.

 

[ATM]

Sacrifices for the sake of liberty. I am willing to go one step further and plan to eat bacon for the duration of this patriotic operation

 

[RogerB]

 

[Bill of Rights]

Sacrifices for the sake of liberty. I am willing to go one step further and plan to eat bacon for the duration of this patriotic operation

Heck, why not go "whole hog"?

Blessings,
B

 

[ATM]

Mmmmm... dibs on the snout!

 

[Caleb]

Bacon ftw...when we doing this?

 

[Benny]

Sacrifices for the sake of liberty. I am willing to go one step further and plan to eat bacon for the duration of this patriotic operation

Dang it, you beat me to it.

 

[indyninja]

hope this happens in my neighborhood

 

[Benny]

Non-drinkers(that aren't in recovery) that don't eat bacon and can't look at naked women have no business here.

It gives me the shivers just thinking about a lifestyle w/o those things.

 

[GetA2J]

Non-drinkers(that aren't in recovery) that don't eat bacon and can't look at naked women have no business here.

It gives me the shivers just thinking about a lifestyle w/o those things.

Two outa three aint bad....
I don't drink.... I don't eat bacon (I prefer sausage, and it is still pork)
But I can't deny my inner desire for the third statement in your lifestyle post. LOL

 

[RogerB]

Non-drinkers(that aren't in recovery) that don't eat bacon and can't look at naked women have no business here.

It gives me the shivers just thinking about a lifestyle w/o those things.

um yeah isn't that a sign of the end of times?!?! Stop it man your scaring me!

 

[NEWMAN]

lol.

"bush voice"fight terror eat bacon with a naked women.

 

[SavageEagle]

Ok, I must object to the naked women part...

Now before you call me gay or terriorist let's ponder this...

Remember your old, fat, teacher in middle school? You know, the one that weighed 500lbs, saggy skin, 10 chins, always yelled alot? Do you REALLLY want to see that doing "Baywatch" down your street??????

Then again, give me a fifth of Henessey and I guess I wouldn't have any objections as all I would see is Pamela Anderson... Just make sure you stumble outta your house DRUNK first!

Now back to your regularly scheduled terrorist hunt........

 

[Caleb]

lol.

"bush voice"fight terror eat bacon with a naked women.

how about naked bacon!!

 

[munky_3434]

Ok, I must object to the naked women part...

Now before you call me gay or terriorist let's ponder this...

Remember your old, fat, teacher in middle school? You know, the one that weighed 500lbs, saggy skin, 10 chins, always yelled alot? Do you REALLLY want to see that doing "Baywatch" down your street??????

Then again, give me a fifth of Henessey and I guess I wouldn't have any objections as all I would see is Pamela Anderson... Just make sure you stumble outta your house DRUNK first!

Now back to your regularly scheduled terrorist hunt........

meh, i'll be the wingman and spear the whale for america

 

[slacker]

There are plenty of honest, friendly patriots that I would NEVER want to see naked.... For example, my grandma.

Great idea in theory, potentially blinding in practice.

 

[Caleb]

There are plenty of honest, friendly patriots that I would NEVER want to see naked.... For example, my grandma.

Great idea in theory, potentially blinding in practice.

everything does have a trade-off

 

[slacker]

True, but I would say that there are alot more girls in the 0-5 range than in the 6-10 range on a scale of hotness

for every 1 hot naked girl you see you would probably be exposed to 5 nasty girls

 

[dclaarjr]

If this happened in my neighborhood we would all be yelling "OH my eyes!!!!