Garden Gnome attacks

[Bunnykid68]

I figured the other thread had been jacked enough and this warranted it's on thread.

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

 

[JetGirl]

I figured the other thread had been jacked enough

You're welcome.

 

[goinggreyfast]

What do two Gnomes do when they get married?

They put to concrete Rednecks on their front lawn.

 

[ATM]

I train against hoards of garden gnomes.

Train like you fight and fight like you train.

I will be prepared when the 5 year old girls come for my gun.

 

[Bunnykid68]

You're welcome.

What am I welcome for?

 

[Sylvain]

I train against hoards of garden gnomes.

Train like you fight and fight like you train.

I will be prepared when the 5 year old girls come for my gun.

All the other guys who had their guns taken away by five year old girls trained too.

I think two of them were ex-NAVY-seals.

 

[ATM]

...I think two of them were ex-NAVY-seals.

Which team?

They probably know me.

 

[JetGirl]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I saw the five year girls training today, growing stronger and waiting . . . waiting for a taxi to Crawfordsville.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Combat Garden Gnomes « Tactical Fanboy

 

[ATM]

I saw the five year girls training today, growing stronger and waiting . . . waiting for a taxi to Crawfordsville.

Rhino reports that the northern bridge is secure, but we have backup plans in case of a full breach.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Rhino reports that the northern bridge is secure, but we have backup plans in case of a full breach.

Beware of rogue preschools that have gardens

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Five year girls don't attack in a straight line. They attack in circles.

 

[Titanium_Frost]

Five year girls don't attack in a straight line. They attack in circles.

And they call you names...

 

[gunman41mag]

Where do they sell that shirt

 

[JetGirl]

Where do they sell that shirt

Zazzle! I Gun Zombies 2 Shirts from Zazzle.com

 

[Sylvain]

Zazzle! I Gun Zombies 2 Shirts from Zazzle.com

Do they have a Glock one?

 

[JetGirl]

Do they have a Glock one?

Geez, why would they?

 

[Sylvain]

Geez, why would they?

I dunno Ma'am

I was just curious ...

 

[Bunnykid68]

Geez, why would they?

cause not everyone has one of dem fancy 911's