I have to go on the 5th of February for jury selection. If picked it will be my 5th time in the last 12 years. I am not happy about it at all. Means i will have to eat up my vacation time or take a huge pay cut due to the fact they pay a sh*tty $40 per day.
Just say "I believe paid experts are nothing more than whores whose testimony can be bought by the highest bidder." That exact phrase got a guy dismissed when I went. As soon as he said it the judge said "ok then. You can go." For a civil case. Don't know about criminal.