All was quiet at the NYSE today. My wife and I took the opportunity to take stock.
Wait... You are in the People's Republik of New York?
But... You can't carry a gun there.
Why in the name of INGO would you put your, and your lovely wife's, life at risk like that?
Tell us the truth; how many times have you been mugged and assaulted since arriving unarmed?
Oh and... Have a great time.