Don't Bring Salad Dressing To a Gun Fight

[Mr. Habib]

What a moron!
Dressing Desperado: 16-year-old DeLand High School student holds up DeLand convenience store with bottle of salad dressing - The DeLand-Deltona Beacon

 

[Comp]

Police could not confirm what type of salad dressing the young man used.

o_0 shouldn't that be in evidence in police possession as a weapon?

 

[eldirector]

Police could not confirm what type of salad dressing the young man used.

o_0 shouldn't that be in evidence in police possession as a weapon?

Probably French dressing. That's why he dropped it so quick.

 

[wwdkd]

The robber is lucky that the clerk gave him a chance to leave the store instead of firing at him.

 

[Neo46121]

I guess necessity is the mother of ingenuity after all haha

 

[chickenman]

you know what the indian name is for bad hunter, is?

vegetarian

 

[furbymac]

i wish we could see surveillance video of the kids face when the clerk pulled the gun

 

[RichardR]

When asked why he robbed the store he said

"He wanted to buy some 'weed' so he could sell it," according to the report. "When asked why he wanted to sell drugs, he advised he wanted to 'come up.'"

Sounds to me like society would had been much better off if this guy had been killed during his robbery attempt.

 

[ROLEXrifleman]

forget teh news article, you guys need to scroll down and read the comments. Some of them are EPIC

 

[littletommy]

forget teh news article, you guys need to scroll down and read the comments. Some of them are EPIC

Yeah, stopAZnow has spent too much time reading the liberal newspapers. It's amazing how utterly dumb some people are.