Do You Know Someone That's Funny Kind Of Crazy?

[femurphy77]

Face it, young men don't learn from others telling them about "crazy".
That's an electric socket that you just have to put your finger in a few times before you learn not to do that.

Truth.

And a LOT of us on here know it!

 

[Ingomike]

That's an electric socket that you just have to put your finger in a few times before you learn not to do that.

Love it!

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Face it, young men don't learn from others telling them about "crazy".
That's an electric socket that you just have to put your finger in a few times before you learn not to do that.

Most don't stop at their finger, either.

 

[churchmouse]

The pa

This comment in the thread reminds me of a joke. What does a hand grenade and a wife have in common?


With both, if you pull the ring, the house goes away.

Pain is what makes the lessons in this stick in his mind. Low pain encounters only make the young among us keep going because Bat crazy is all too much fun. Ask me how I know this.

 

[JCSR]

 

[mbills2223]

Just cause. His dog and

Just cause. His dog and his bowl. And they will wash clean.
He need to get clear of that one.

Oh I mean for sure, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't read that and think, "hmmm....that's kinda ****in weird." Lol

 

[WebSnyper]

So pet kisses might kill 10 folk a year. Assume all are Dogs...

1. Dogs save way more than 10 lives a year. Dogs win.
2. Kissing the wrong gal, (or any gal) results in many more than 10 deaths a year. Dogs win.

True. Lassie probably saved Timmy from the well more than 10 times alone.

 

[trimman83]

I think it is a math problem: Crazy vs Hot. We have seen the crazy. We need to see the hot. But, our math may not add up the way his will. Beauty is skin deep, in most cases. Crazy is to the bone. Crazy could very well last forever, and that's a mighty long time.

 

[boogieman]

As my dad always said to me about things like this
"Stiff peter has no conscience or memory"
I realized the truth to that a little later on in life when I thought back to younger days

 

[LEaSH]

Trust me:

being bored in a relationship is just as dangerous as being with a wild crazy person.

It's all about balance.

It's either like a roller coaster and you think you might die, or it's like a painfully slow bus ride through Kansas and you just want to die so it's over.

-Or just bang other chicks on the side but be extremely careful!!!

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Sounds like future ex-gf material. May be fun for a while, until she gets rid of the dog and runs up his credit cards. No jay-jay is worth that.

There is a common idea that redheads, nurses, teachers, cat hoarders, and horse chicks all fit in the crazy catagory. I married a teacher/cat hoarder but somehow she is very low on the drama scale.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[Pepi]

'Karen'

 

[Hkindiana]

Reminds me of a multi millionaire friend of mine that was showing me photos of some classic cars he had owned. Invariably there would be a HOT girl in the car photos, and he would always say “that one was for dating”. After half a dozen of those “that one was for dating” comments, there was a photo of his wife - an attractive (but not hot) school teacher, and he said “that one was for marrying and having kids”. it worked for him, as he has been married to her for over 50 years. His brother went for the crazy hot ones, and was married six times.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

What I wonder is why did she throw out the rest of the set? Has she never heard of replacements dot com?

Also why was he feeding the dog out of a kitchen bowl though lol

Not for me, but I've known people who have let their pets clean their plate/bowl after they were done. And I may have used a kitchen bowl a time or three if needed for an unexpected animal or if an expected one's owners forgot their bowls. Usually stainless, easy to clean.

True. Lassie probably saved Timmy from the well more than 10 times alone.

My wife had collies growing up, when we were looking for a dog she wanted to get one. I put my foot down and said no collies ever. I'm NOT going to listen to "Did Timmy fall down the well" every time the dog barks.

 

[Michigan Slim]

My dad gave me hell for telling a girl my real name and showing her where I lived. Said she was crazy as ****. I married her four years later. Lol

 

[Dante1983]

So, my grand nephew has a crazy hot girlfriend (23), collage educated and seemingly smart...

She caught my grand nephew feeding the dog out of a kitchen bowl and freaked out...
She threw the bowl away since a dog ate out of it,
Then threw the rest of the dishes away since it wasn't a complete set anymore...

To make this clear, they do not live together and it was his dishes.

I figure the dog is next.... Then his tires....

I won't let my dog eat from my dishes, he has his bowl, but if he happens to, they make soap for that. That chick is crazy and she's going to make his life suck. But maybe he likes that crazy?

 

[mbills2223]

My dad gave me hell for telling a girl my real name and showing her where I lived. Said she was crazy as ****. I married her four years later. Lol

Same dude

 

[Michigan Slim]

Same dude

Thirty two years and two kids now.

 

[Jsomerset]

First wife hot chick super chill till the hysterectomy then BLAM like a cannon shot crazy. Second I figured I would go the homely well built route cut down on all the dogs sniffing around. BLAM crazier than the first and just 2 mo. in. Had it hidden for almost 3 years before we were married. She told me how her ex tossed her out of a car at 60 miles an hour and I finally found out why. Told her I couldn’t blame him, should have seen her head spin like a Linda Blair followed by an evil hiss! Moral of the story is they all have a high level of potential Crazy ya just never know what will trigger it. It’s what we will call the Baldwin effect...”you see it now, how about now, how about if I do this” BLAM!