Blonde Joke

[mrjarrell]

Blond cop stops a blond driver and asks for identification.
The blond driver looks all around in her purse and can't find her license. "I must have left it at home, officer."
"Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?" asks the cop.
The blond takes out a pocket mirror and says,"I do have this picture of me."
"Let me see it," says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, "Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have stopped you."

(Found on the web).

 

[Hoosierdood]

Blond cop stops a blond driver and asks for identification.
The blond driver looks all around in her purse and can't find her license. "I must have left it at home, officer."
"Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?" asks the cop.
The blond takes out a pocket mirror and says,"I do have this picture of me."
"Let me see it," says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, "Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have stopped you."

(Found on the web).

 

[Bunnykid68]

Typical cop behavior

 

[redneckmedic]

Oh you got bad jokes huh?!? So do I...

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and asks...."Can you make me one with everything?".

 

[Hoosierdood]

Ok, since we are on a roll...

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."


Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!"


Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

 

[pudly]

Breaking News!
Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Breaking News!
Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.

WINNER

 

[joslar15]

Oh you got bad jokes huh?!? So do I...

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza joint and asks...."Can you make me one with everything?".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlIrI80og8c

 

[Kase]

ok, I'll try....


A woman is just getting out of the shower when the doorbell rings. Her husband, heading to the shower himself, asks her to see who's at the door, so she wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands her next-door neighbor, Rob. Before she can say a word, Rob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel you have on."

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel. He looks for a few seconds, hands her $500, and leaves with a big smile on his face.

As she runs beack upstairs, her husband yells out "Who was at the door?" She says it was Rob from next door. Then he askes "Did he say anything about the $500 he owes me?!?!"

 

[mk2ja]

Uh, guys?

INGO: Joke of the day page

 

[mrjarrell]

This is a blonde joke thread.

 

[Kase]

Sorry, we must've just got too excited. It won't happen again sir

 

[joslar15]

Why don't blondes like M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

 

[ggglobert9]

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell the grenade is stuck in her mouth!

 

[ggglobert9]

Question to ponder...If a blonde turtle loses it shell is it naked or homeless?

 

[Roadie]

Breaking News!
Congressman Anthony Weiner just announced he will run for President and has selected Attorney General Eric Holder as his Vice-Presidential running mate. Weiner-Holder in 2012.

[STRIKE]
"It turns out that one of the women Congressman Anthony Weiner was communicating with was a porn star. When asked how it was possible to get involved with someone in such a sleazy business...



... the porn star said, 'I don't know.'" -Conan O'Brien[/STRIKE]

Sorry, how about making it a "blonde porn star" will that make it allowable?

 

[nfolsom13]

rob whas a smart man!

 

[AllenM]

There is one blonde in here

 

[Cowpoke .44]

Keep them coming!

 

[localone]

Why did the Blonde woman pierce her belly button? So she had somewhere to hang the air freshner