"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man... and I take away reason... and accountability."
As Good as it Gets
"Smegma crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!"
"How do you write women so well?"
"I think of a man... and I take away reason... and accountability."
"Smegma crazies to the left! The gate! Gayboy berserkers, to the gate!"
"Marshal, I was wrong the other day. But I was reading up on territorial law, and there it is, right there. Now, I'll draw up the complaint, take care of all the legal details - but you do have jurisdiction. Says so right there. So next time he sets foot in this town, you'll arrest him."
"Anything you say, Mr. Stoddard. I'll be tickled to death to arr... wait WHAT was that? Arrest WHO?!??"
"If they wouldnt have done, what i told them not to do, they would still be alive."
"And after you shot your husband... how did you feel?"
"Hungry!"
Adam's Rib
"They're NOT "FISH BOOTS"!!! Listen, don't even mention the phuckin' boots to me again! You got that?!?"
"Sorry..."
"It's not funny!!!"
"I know, I was just kidding..."
"I don't wanna hear about any phuckin' kinda footwear from you EVER again! Don't even talk about phuckin' socks to me!"
"Okay...."
Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?
Alex! Alex! You're walking away from history! History, Alex! Did Chris Columbus stay home? Nooooo. What if the Wright Brothers thought that only birds should fly? And did Galoka think that the Ulus were too ugly to save?
I love you, Pete, but I'm not enjoying it. Every time you take off, every time you leave the ground, I wait for the phone to ring. I go to bed sick and I get up scared. I don't - I don't like being sick inside all the time. Do you think I like being afraid that you're never gonna come back?
"Bucks? Doe? What is all this zoological talk about male and female animals?"
"Got a light, buddy?"
"Yeah, sure kid."
[flicks open switchblade] "And your wallet!"
"Mick, give him your wallet!"
"What for?"
"He's got a knife!"
[chuckles] "That's not a knife... [pulls out a large bowie] THIS is a knife!"
"Basically, it burns the eyes, lungs and throat, causes vomiting and if continuously inhaled, death."
"Oh, sort of like your aftershave."
Dracula"Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there"
spaceballs“You idiots! These are not them! You’ve captured their stunt doubles!”
pulp fiction"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal."
"How many up there?"
" Three or four."
"That's countin' our guy?"
"Not sure."
"So that means there could be up to five guys up there?"
"It's possible."
"We should have phu*&#ng shotguns!"
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Dazed and Confused"party at the moontower"