I thought there’d be cake…Makes her b**bs look bigger. (3000th nonsensical post)
The cake is a lie.I thought there’d be cake…
Cake sucksI thought there’d be cake…
Sounded funnier than ribeyeCake sucks
IME, Ribeyes are a crap shoot. Cooked properly they are amazing. Dont get the grill hot enough and they are a nasty, blubbery mess.Sounded funnier than ribeye
Yep. And if its not a super hot sear, and you order it medium rare, you get a blubbery mess with no char to give it good flavor.Ribeye is a fast hotter than hell sear, and stop before the inside cooks much.
Truth.Yep. And if its not a super hot sear, and you order it medium rare, you get a blubbery mess with no char to give it good flavor.
*raises hand*Truth.
Who the **** orders a steak "medium rare"?
A turd is better than "well done".*raises hand*
Its a helluva lot better than well done with ketchup.
Medium rare is a proper temp. If you like rare, more power to you. I've had them undercook and deliver a rare steak once but I didnt send it back. It wasnt bad, but wasnt my favorite.
My ex in-laws ordered everything hockey puck burnt. Absolutly no flavor! Like chewing on matchsticks. Cooked a quarter of A deer on a barbecue to perfection, everyone loved it, even the non-wild game folks. But in-laws said it wasn’t done until it was dustA turd is better than "well done".
Well done is anything but done well. It's disrespectful to the cow that gave its all.
My ex in-laws ordered everything hockey puck burnt. Absolutly no flavor! Like chewing on matchsticks. Cooked a quarter of A deer on a barbecue to perfection, everyone loved it, even the non-wild game folks. But in-laws said it wasn’t done until it was dust
Divorced that familyPro tip:
Next time get some scrap and burn the hell out of it. They'll enjoy it and you don't waste the meat. Everybody is happy.
Top 5 things to say to the ATF.
1. Show me proof that I in fact have in my possession, that which you say I do, and tell me how you got that proof.
2. Explain to me how (even IF I did) a single part of a firearm... itself with no receiver, barrel, bolt, firing pin, magazine well, feed tray, or other ammunition feeding mechanism, or any other parts... is in itself... an entire machine gun.
3. If fact, while we're on the subject... show me proof that existing machine gun laws are not counter to the 2nd amendment of the United States Constitution.
4. Oh, and by the way, do you have a warrant, sworn by a judge, for the seizure of any personal property you think I may own?
5. Did you accept Jesus as your personal savior?
Because if you don't get off my property here pretty quick, you may get to meet him today.
OK, maybe you might wanna leave out that last one so they don't key the radio and say "Take the shot".
Guy should have asked, "What's it like to take an oath to protect and defend the constitution of the united States and then spend your career raping and shredding it?"
PS: I heard a dog barking. They must not have had a shot.
Oh come on now...I'm sure if you asked them they would say they are "patriots"!As if they even remotely care.