Dressing for success

[Jackson]

I was making fun of rhino.

I thought that was universally understood.

 

[rhino]

I thought that was universally understood.

Goes without sayin'.

 

[cedartop]

You're agreeing that's not okay to have good natured fun on ingo teasing about this? Really?

That's not the same as not worrying over what other people are wearing or carrying.

Well I am not butt hurt about it or anything, just saying it is not one of those things I spend much time caring about. There are plenty of other meaningless subjects I concern myself with.

 

[jsharmon7]

You guys really need to start taking this internet stuff more seriously. I'm seriously disappointed in the seriousness of this conversation. Seriously...

 

[rhino]

Well I am not butt hurt about it or anything, just saying it is not one of those things I spend much time caring about. There are plenty of other meaningless subjects I concern myself with.

Okay, which means you agree with the rest of us. HAH!

You guys really need to start taking this internet stuff more seriously. I'm seriously disappointed in the seriousness of this conversation. Seriously...

You're right. Everything on the internet is serious because (wait for it) . . . (wait for it) . . . it's true. Because it's on the internet.

 

[ViperJock]

Man, I look like the guys we are making fun of somwtimes. I think some of us are making fun of ourselves a little too. Or at least I am.

This brings to mind the words of consummate thinker and philosopher, Jack Handy; "It Takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." Or something.

Also, I believe it was the founding fathers who gave us this gem, "if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?" Aaaand Since I do laugh at myself, I believe that gives me the inalienable right to laugh at everyone else.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to get some henna tats of barbed wire around my biceps before I hit the range.

 

[rhino]

This brings to mind the words of consummate thinker and philosopher, Jack Handy; "It Takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." Or something.

Also, I believe it was the founding fathers who gave us this gem, "if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?" Aaaand Since I do laugh at myself, I believe that gives me the inalienable right to laugh at everyone else.

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to get some henna tats of barbed wire around my biceps before I hit the range.

How's the beard doing?

 

[bobzilla]

Now, if you will excuse me, I need to get some henna tats of barbed wire around my biceps before I hit the range.

I'm current;y working on getting the biceps.

 

[rhino]

I'm current;y working on getting the biceps.

I used to have those. And triceps. And come other ceps.

Age and laziness do not enhance those qualities.

 

[CavMedic]

Have fun, joke around, just maybe thought the tactics and training section isn't the place for it. The break room or some other place.

 

[bobzilla]

Some people just like to complain. Years and years of dealing with customers have taught me that. Some people will never be happy, some peopel will always find a way to be angry or upset. Those people I smile, nod and go about my business. Being serious on an internet forum and getting butthurt over something trivial like this? You need some thicker skin and learn to shrug things off.

You might as well have fun because ain't none of us getting out of this alive.

 

[Jackson]

You might as well have fun because ain't none of us getting out of this alive.

Well, I might. How can you be so sure?

 

[bobzilla]

Well, I might. How can you be so sure?

You'll be dead. Whether there's life after this one is yet to be determined as none of us have been there and back

 

[rhino]

Some people just like to complain. Years and years of dealing with customers have taught me that. Some people will never be happy, some peopel will always find a way to be angry or upset. Those people I smile, nod and go about my business. Being serious on an internet forum and getting butthurt over something trivial like this? You need some thicker skin and learn to shrug things off.

You might as well have fun because ain't none of us getting out of this alive.

Well, I might. How can you be so sure?

You'll be dead. Whether there's life after this one is yet to be determined as none of us have been there and back

Jackson has one of the pre-planned funeral packages. He ordered the hearse with a luggage rack on top and a trailer just in case.

And he trains a lot.

 

[ViperJock]

How's the beard doing?

Its nearly ready. I like it to get long enough on the sides that I can cut a nice cheek weld out. Otherwise I have to wear a Balaclava. Which gets hot in July.

 

[bobzilla]

I learned that my facial hair is apparently solar powered. In two days of being in the sun it grew 4 times as fast as the winter.

 

[Slider]

 

[rhino]

I can't grow a beard, so I'm never going to even have a chance at cracking into the cool kids club. It's hugely disappointing to me.

 

[bobzilla]

I can't grow a beard, so I'm never going to even have a chance at cracking into the cool kids club. It's hugely disappointing to me.

Sure we can. We just have to buy more tacticooler stuff than everyone else. We have to tacticool our tacticool shiz. So, like hard helmet with flip up NVG;s, while wearing TWO droplegs, carrier with 16 mags, shotgun sleeve with a Mossberg cruiser with a rail and red dot, shotgun bandolier, 8 pistol mags anc knee, shin and ankle guards to go with our shoulder, elbow and wrist guards.

Dude... we can TOTALLY do this.

EDIT: Found our rifle:

 

[Icarry2]

Where does one buy this gear?

I want to look this cool..