I ordered a pizza and had him leave it at the door. I peed on the box before bring it in so I should be OK.
My neighbor may need therapy though.
I already have everything I need here. I could hold out til next year if needed even if the power, gas and water get cut.
If it goes longer than that, I will be eating my cats.
Me: "Hello boss? I'd like to request situational telework for the next few months. I had Chinese food yesterday and well, I don't want to pose a risk to my fellow employees."