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Check out the action photos of this Union president hard at work protectin' the out 
of the "poor workin' men & women" that he is paid $156,0000 a year to represent!!:
This Union FAT cat (a literal term in this case...
) POS comes to the office for two hours a day, stuffs his bloated face even more while there, then sleeps for a good portion of his two-hour "work" day... No doubt the membership has nooooo problem paying $1080 a year per person to get this kind of exemplary professionalism and dedication to duty that we have come to expect from modern labor unions... 
Clearly I am going about it in the wrong way of trying to actually WORK for a living...
Soooo....I hereby announce my campaign to form, and be the [STRIKE]dictator[/STRIKE] President of, The Indiana Brother(& Sister
)-hood of Trigger Pullers 
, Local .30-06!! 
I totally triple-dog-dare pinky-swear that I will work hard to [STRIKE]screw[/STRIKE]...um..I mean *support* the members to the tune of $120,000 a year salary, a food & booze budget of only $1000 a month, and an unlimited ammo budget on the union dime! Compared to the disgusting slob in the article....WHAT A BARGAIN!!
Everyone that votes for me gets a huge discount on a 50 round box of .22 ammo for a mere $80!
You get a bargain-basement deal on this box of ammo, a Union that you pay to [STRIKE]fu[/STRIKE]...protect you, and I resolve my unemployed status...Talk about WIN-WIN!! Who's ready to stand with me and make sure that the rights of us Trigger Pullers are protected from The Man??!?
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of the "poor workin' men & women" that he is paid $156,0000 a year to represent!!:
This Union FAT cat (a literal term in this case...
) POS comes to the office for two hours a day, stuffs his bloated face even more while there, then sleeps for a good portion of his two-hour "work" day... No doubt the membership has nooooo problem paying $1080 a year per person to get this kind of exemplary professionalism and dedication to duty that we have come to expect from modern labor unions... Clearly I am going about it in the wrong way of trying to actually WORK for a living...
Soooo....I hereby announce my campaign to form, and be the [STRIKE]dictator[/STRIKE] President of, The Indiana Brother(& Sister
)-hood of Trigger Pullers , Local .30-06!! I totally triple-dog-dare pinky-swear that I will work hard to [STRIKE]screw[/STRIKE]...um..I mean *support* the members to the tune of $120,000 a year salary, a food & booze budget of only $1000 a month, and an unlimited ammo budget on the union dime! Compared to the disgusting slob in the article....WHAT A BARGAIN!!
Everyone that votes for me gets a huge discount on a 50 round box of .22 ammo for a mere $80!
You get a bargain-basement deal on this box of ammo, a Union that you pay to [STRIKE]fu[/STRIKE]...protect you, and I resolve my unemployed status...Talk about WIN-WIN!! Who's ready to stand with me and make sure that the rights of us Trigger Pullers are protected from The Man??!? ... 
