State of the world!

[Gunner52]

A guy goes into the auto parts store and says, "I need some spark plugs for my car." The counter guy says: What kind of car is it? Answer: It's blue.

 

[lrahm]

A blonds house catches on fire so she calls the fire department. Screaming into the phone, the dispatcher says "now calm down, how do we get there". The blonde replies "duh, big red truck".

 

[hopper68]

The scarey part is this DOES happen. Ask anyone who deals with the public on a daily basis and they will have some tale to tell.
Heard a woman once say, "Well my other mechanic does not charge me any labor, only parts."
To which the mechanic replied, "But your not sleeping with me."
End of arguement.

 

[Dyerbill]

a set of jumper cables walks into a bar....................the bartender says I'll pour you a beer but don't start anything

 

[Lucas156]

haha I deal with people all day. You ask them their name and they give you their address. Ask them their address and they give you their name. People are just scatter brained with everything going on at once these days.

 

[Dyerbill]

Did you hear about the Irishman who passed the bar????????????????????????? He's Patrick O'Shea the attorney

 

[Designer99]

I had to hire some people for a New Years Eve event this year. One girl replied to my email and said, "You still haven't told me when the event is!"

Really? You don't know when NYE is?

 

[GunSlinger]

I had to hire some people for a New Years Eve event this year. One girl replied to my email and said, "You still haven't told me when the event is!"

Really? You don't know when NYE is?

You've got to hire this gal for nothing more than the comic relief.

 

[ryang]

the best part is working at a pizza place when home from school, our menu says 'pies' and people almmost every day ask if we have "regular pizzas" instead of only "pizza pies"..gotta love Fishers

 

[hoosierdoc]

You've got to hire this gal for nothing more than the comic relief.

And let her drink on the job!

 

[steve666]

Our application form had a question regarding military service:
Have you served in the military? YES NO
Entered: ________
Rel: _______
To which the best Rel: answer was BAPTIST!!!

 

[Stschil]

Mushroom walks into a bar and the barkeep says "we don't serve your kind in here"

Mushroom says "Why not?, I'm a fungi"







Wait for it.

 

[Truckie174]

Its unfortunate, but I see this sort of thing every shift. We had a guy stop in front of our fire station with a flat tire. Grown a** man. He didn't have the first clue how to change a tire. I understand everybody has strengths and weaknesses, but a simple tire change is something everyone should have some knowledge on.

 

[Dockem]

Its unfortunate, but I see this sort of thing every shift. We had a guy stop in front of our fire station with a flat tire. Grown a** man. He didn't have the first clue how to change a tire. I understand everybody has strengths and weaknesses, but a simple tire change is something everyone should have some knowledge on.

There's a lot of people on the road that only know where the key and gas go on their vehicle.

 

[JohnP82]

A guy goes into the auto parts store and says, "I need some spark plugs for my car." The counter guy says: What kind of car is it? Answer: It's blue.

Too bad for him, the blue ones are the most expensive!

 

[dingodog]

Years ago, I worked in a store. A woman tried to pay for her purchase with a credit card. I told her the card was expired and she informed me that it couldn't possibly be expired because they were still sending her bills.

 

[Waveraider]

A Ham & Cheese Sandwich walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Give me a Gin and Tonic".

Bartender says "We don't serve food here".