None of that sissy crap

[ATM]

This one came from a good friend:

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?


Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this one - just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!!​

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. ​

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. ​

4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here. ​

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! ​

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. ​

7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. ​

8. When you fall -- I'll pick you up and dust you off... ​

After I laugh my butt off!! ​

9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because you are my FRIEND! ​

Friendship is like peeing your pants, ​

everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. ​

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, ​

Then get depressed because you can only think
of 4 ​

I'll share it with 2500 friends.

 

[right winger]

 

[BloodEclipse]

Nice

 

[Dogman]

and so much truth

 

[cox7215]

that was good.......

 

[JetGirl]

Oh you get reps for posting that!!
I never forward crap to my best friend, but I copy/pasted that and slapped her with it on Face Book.
Thanks, ATM!!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

I'll share it with 2500 friends.

Come on, man. Everyone knows you don't have 2500 friends! Who are you trying to kid? hehe

 

[spasmo]

That was awesome! I have chain letter thingies... I did however have to forward that one on to some people.. I'd rep you but I have to spread the love around some more..

 

[Joe Williams]

That was funny, and I've shamelessly stolen it LOL

 

[GetA2J]

This one came from a good friend:



I'll share it with 2500 friends.

But only 9 of us wrote you back about it.

 

[Cwood]

I think the funniest part of ATM's post was that all 2500 of use are is friends!

 

[ATM]

I can feel the warmth of your friendship.

 

[KPierce]

That was nice to read. Definitely better than the stuff I usually get. THanks for posting it.