Job at the FBI

[USMC_0311]

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews​

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists; ​

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of ​

The men to a large metal door and handed ​

Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your ​

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting ​

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could ​

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man ​

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. ​

He took the gun and went into the room. All was ​

Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, ​

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't ​

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the ​

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the ​

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one ​

After another. They heard screaming, crashing, ​

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was ​

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the ​

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to ​

Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them​

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[Dogman]

funny

 

[exar]

That one's been making the rounds over the last couple of months. I like!!

 

[DRob]

Oldie but goodie

That one's been making the rounds over the last couple of months. I like!!

That one's been making the rounds over the last couple of decades! It's still good!

DRob