I broke the law today!

[Hotdoger]

I got in my truck and drove to town without my seatbelt fastened!

I used the backroads and at no time did I run into or kill anybody.

I saw some pretty shady characters at Walmart. One really really overweight guy with bib overalls on, with a brightblue patch right on the butt seem . I didn't get the picture because I left the phone in the truck in case the cops proned me out and took my phone for the seatbelt violation.
Also saw a case of serious back fat..................

BTW I know you think I shouldn't tell everyone on the net I broke the law but the Wally World visit drove me over the line.

And you hardcore Seat Belt enforcers and advocates buzz off!

 

[serpicostraight]

you just admitted guilt. the swat team will be at your door in 3-2-1

 

[geronimojoe85]

I stole the kishka.

 

[Hotdoger]

I stole the kishka.

You left the sauerkraut!

 

[KG1]

Do'nt make this any harder on yourself than need be. Do the right thing son and turn yourself in to the nearest authorities.

 

[Hotdoger]

Do'nt make this any harder on yourself than need be. Do the right thing son and turn yourself in to the nearest authorities.

No frickin way!

I don't care about the law.

I am a hardcore anti seal belt user.........



( If you want too)

 

[Bunnykid68]

The crumbling of society begins......ahhh Lord help us all

 

[Hotdoger]

I know, I am making us all look bad and draging you all down,

and you may think I am being "immature", but I really don't give a hoot.

 

[Hotdoger]

Poll added!

 

[KG1]

That's no way to go thru life son, all immature and not giving a hoot (why am I alway's using purple? and your not really my son)

 

[rjstew317]

I'm inspired..................going out to my truck and cutting the seatbelts now!!!!

 

[Awful Waffle]

I think you should of drove it off a cliff.

 

[semperfi211]

I got in my truck and drove to town without my seatbelt fastened!

I used the backroads and at no time did I run into or kill anybody.

I saw some pretty shady characters at Walmart. One really really overweight guy with bib overalls on, with a brightblue patch right on the butt seem . I didn't get the picture because I left the phone in the truck in case the cops proned me out and took my phone for the seatbelt violation.
Also saw a case of serious back fat..................

BTW I know you think I shouldn't tell everyone on the net I broke the law but the Wally World visit drove me over the line.

And you hardcore Seat Belt enforcers and advocates buzz off!

I sense there is more than what meets the eye here.

 

[Fordtough25]

I hate seatbelts.

 

[96firephoenix]

The last person who I told to wear start wearing her seat belt didn't. She's dead now. True story.

 

[Hotdoger]

I think you should of drove it off a cliff.

With or with out my seatbelt on?

 

[jmiller676]

Without of course. How are you gonna make your ninja escape to fake your death so they can't charge you?

 

[Hotdoger]

I hate seatbelts.

I don't see how women do it. I dirve a truck for close to 11 hours some days and my left man boob is killing me. ( very small man boob BTW!)

 

[88GT]

Which is dumber? This thread.

 

[Hotdoger]

Which is dumber? This thread.

Man I should have put that in the poll choices.

I love the parody threads. This was my first attempt. Guess I get an F.