Dear Bonny Prince Kirk:
If it's the Ides of March, should I notify Julius Caesar that I'm carrying if I get pulled over by the police?
Is it legal to carry in the public library if I don't like the art displays on the walls?
If I've just been released from a maximum security prison after serving two concurrent life sentences, do I need to wait until I'm off of parole before I apply for my gun permit? Should I apply for the 4-year or the lifetime permit?
Is it legal to carry in a bank while I am robbing it? I don't want to risk losing my permit by carrying where it is illegal. If a police officer approaches me while I'm there, should I tell him I am carrying?
Dear Kirk:
Long time listener, first time caller, here. Does my LCH information appear if my DL is run during a traffic stop? If yes, should I notify the officer that I am not wearing underwear?
How do you get those little shoes over your.... uh..... oh forget it.I think I am wearing underwear today. It's tough to know for sure, though; I only wear thongs.