I feal like I just read a comic book.
Well, it's a tough job being the funniest man in Indianapolis, but someone has to do it, and it might as well be me. At least, I think that's why I get a check in the mail every month. Either that or it's for cooperating with that laboratory testing I participated in as a child for six years where I had to take pills and be shocked all day. Yeah, come to think of it, the money is probably for that.
I have to give props where props are due, that first one had win written all over it.
Let me know when your writing another
hahaha so full of win. You should write a book dude.
Could his badge possibly read: Elite Protection Officer? A guy was living with his sister's family across the alley behind me and he told a LOT of neighbors he was with IMPD. I know.....gullible. He had a laptop mounted in his Crown Vic, wore a uniform, had lights mounted over the back seat and a "Police" cap visible in the back of the car. I sent the plate number: 156GBE to our IMPD commander and he confirmed that he is not an IMPD officer. Here is his Facebook page I found online. It includes a picture of him and his "badge".
Elite Services | Facebook
His organization he claims to be part of is: www.eliteprotectionservices.net
It's doesn't even appear to be a functioning company and has only tiny entries on local search results.
When they all got kicked out of their rental the neighborhood quieted down just a bit. Not enough....just a bit.
Apparently so. I went up to a silver rep star in one day alone. Short of being involved in a real shooting and coming out a hero, I don't think there is a faster way of getting rep on INGO than this. Thanks everyone!