Your First World Problems

[churchmouse]

Have you done a cost/benefit analysis to see if the extra time spent loading the dish washer is made up for by the quicker unload time?

I learned early on not to touch or discuss the use of CKW's dish drowning machine.

 

[kickbacked]

Got an email and im being extorted for $1700, or all my friends will get to see a "show". So looks like im going to be the next kim kardashian.

 

[Nazgul]

I know. I'm afflicted with it! And I've got the scar tissue on the inside of my lip to prove it after learning to understand and accept internet typos, text shorthand, etc.. I even re-arrange the dishwasher if DoggyMama has put things in there where they don't belong.

I load it with unloading it in mind, so I group like things together. Dinner plates with dinner plates, bowls with bowls, etc.. I know it's nuts but dammit, I can unload a dishwasher like nobody's business!

I know!! My BOSS loads our dishwasher all wrong!!

I load it to maximize the cleaning effect of the washing nozzles. She doesn't pay any attention to size of plate, direction it faces, where the bowls go....and....and even puts the table ware in upside down!!!!

Don

 

[Rookie]

Light came on telling me I needed to add wiper fluid. I filled up the reservoir to the top and there's about a half cup of fluid left in the bottle!

 

[jamil]

Got an email and im being extorted for $1700, or all my friends will get to see a "show". So looks like im going to be the next kim kardashian.

I never get the good ones.

 

[d.kaufman]

Filet mignon has gone up from $19.99 per pound to $31.99 per pound.

 

[texas123]

I opened the lid of the washer just after it started the wash cycle to throw in a couple of t-shirts. Phone rang , talked to a buddy for a few minutes. Went to put in the t-shirts and the washer had drained out. Some kinda safety thing... who knew ? Wife not real happy

 

[Ballstater98]

Now that I have a zero turn, it has really cut into my tanning time.

 

[Ballstater98]

One of the DynaTrap lights went out. Now I have to change it tomorrow. When will it ever end?

 

[jamil]

In a few minutes I have to make the long journey into work. Down the stairs to the basement office to start my workday. I don’t feel like putting on a shirt over my jammies though. So probably won’t turn on the camera for the morning scrum.

 

[foszoe]

I was reading at work and got interrupted

 

[actaeon277]

I was reading at work and got interrupted

A new boss was mad I was reading in front of him.
(I was in my shop).
I guess he thought it was disrespectful.
Course, now he doesn't have a problem.
When I get a call, I'm up and out the door with my tools.
And when I'm busy, people are upset and phone calls are being made, because PRODUCTION is affected.
They don't like that.
So, if I'm reading, then things are running smoothly.

 

[actaeon277]

In a few minutes I have to make the long journey into work. Down the stairs to the basement office to start my workday. I don’t feel like putting on a shirt over my jammies though. So probably won’t turn on the camera for the morning scrum.

I would ask, what do you do with a camera in the basement, but then I think I don't really want to know the answer to that.

 

[rhamersley]

I would ask, what do you do with a camera in the basement, but then I think I don't really want to know the answer to that.

Toobin?

 

[Nazgul]

They only gave me one napkin with my 2 scoop, chocolate cookie dough waffle cone!! The possibility of it dripping was upsetting to say the least....

Don

 

[Spear Dane]

I opened the lid of the washer just after it started the wash cycle to throw in a couple of t-shirts. Phone rang , talked to a buddy for a few minutes. Went to put in the t-shirts and the washer had drained out. Some kinda safety thing... who knew ? Wife not real happy

That happened to me too. I was pissed but really when you think about it it's for the best. But I would think some control logic would be possible to discern between human desire and actual failure.

 

[flyingsquirrel]

I got a new to me CZ 455 last weekend .22/.17HMR. Now I have to get some .17 ammo.

 

[Bill2905]

On my lunch break today, the drive thru dude at Popeyes didn't give me a spoon for my mashed potatoes and gravy. I had to eat the potatoes by digging them out of the cup with my straw. It kinda worked but the gravy kept dripping in my lap. On the plus side, they screwed up my food order too and gave me the 5-piece tenders instead of the 3-piece that I ordered.

 

[snorko]

Why didn't yu use one of the tenders to scoop the taters?

 

[d.kaufman]

On my lunch break today, the drive thru dude at Popeyes didn't give me a spoon for my mashed potatoes and gravy. I had to eat the potatoes by digging them out of the cup with my straw. It kinda worked but the gravy kept dripping in my lap. On the plus side, they screwed up my food order too and gave me the 5-piece tenders instead of the 3-piece that I ordered.

Come on man! Stir them taters and gravy together and sip them thru the straw like a milkshake