Your First World Problems

[EPeter213]

I logged i to INGO and had to read about a bunch of other people’s issues before I could post this.

It just seems wrong somehow.

 

[EPeter213]

I ran out of Jefferson’s Ocean Rye and had to settle for a shot from my 5 gallon cask of custom blended bourbon while soaking in the tub tonight.

I really don’t know how people without access to bourbon survive.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

My car is so dirty the adaptive cruise control and auto braking disabled itself because the sensors are dirty. Sheesh. Forget about the night vision camera. WTH.

 

[Brandon]

I ran out of Jefferson’s Ocean Rye and had to settle for a shot from my 5 gallon cask of custom blended bourbon while soaking in the tub tonight.

I really don’t know how people without access to bourbon survive.

ocean rye is a disappointment.

 

[smokingman]

My car is so dirty the adaptive cruise control and auto braking disabled itself because the sensors are dirty. Sheesh. Forget about the night vision camera. WTH.

As a GMC Sierra owner I feel your pain. Gravel roads are not friendly to sensors. In my case the ABS sensor. I ended up pulling the fuse for the ABS system because it became so bad even on dry pavement the ABS would activate. Brakes well now.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

The paper filter collapsed into the basket and now I have earl Grey leaves in my earl grey.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

Working remote/from my car while at a Dr. Apt... A coin dropped into the cig lighter socket and popped a fuse and I couldn't charge my laptop... Had to watch a YT video to find the correct fuse in the trunk. WTH! Then to top it all off... I thought the HUD was on the fritz... Turns out I just bumped the dim button with my knee that turned the display off. Sheesh. I was lost w/o the HUD and speedo on the windshield. Oh the humanity!

 

[BugI02]

I ran out of Jefferson’s Ocean Rye and had to settle for a shot from my 5 gallon cask of custom blended bourbon while soaking in the tub tonight.

I really don’t know how people without access to bourbon survive.

They're happily drinking single malt

 

[printcraft]

Tomorrow is here. I wanted a second cup of coffee, but had to STAND IN LINE behind my wife for the Keurig. Jeez, the inconveniences I have to bear can just be too much some days.

I HATE that!

 

[printcraft]

Too much conditioner squirted out of the bottle during my shower yesterday. I put it on my hair anyway, then it ran down my back and my butt got slippery. What horrors will tomorrow bring?

 

[actaeon277]

police chopper if either searching for someone, or practicing, near (over) my house.
And I'm trying to watch videos while eating lunch, before I go back out to work on Christmas display.

 

[printcraft]

police chopper if either searching for someone, or practicing, near (over) my house.
And I'm trying to watch videos while eating lunch, before I go back out to work on Christmas display.

Don't worry, they aren't watching you...

 

[actaeon277]

Don't worry, they aren't watching you...

It's loud

 

[HoughMade]

 

[EPeter213]

police chopper if either searching for someone, or practicing, near (over) my house.
And I'm trying to watch videos while eating lunch, before I go back out to work on Christmas display. Don’t have a rocket launcher handy.

FIFY

J/k. Been playing too much GTA.

 

[Mr. Habib]

police chopper if either searching for someone, or practicing, near (over) my house.
And I'm trying to watch videos while eating lunch, before I go back out to work on Christmas display.

Just remember, if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours it could be the boner drone.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

If I ever have an erection lasting four hours, I will probably die with a smile on my face... and if I don't, I will probably die shortly thereafter from poisoning.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Oh. And the mini reeses are all the way in the kitchen.

 

[JCSR]

So our microwave went belly up after only 18 years of service. Now our new one alerts you at the end of the heating cycle with 3 loud "beeps".

This annoys my wife so she manually stops the cooking with 1 to 3 seconds left. That's fine for her but I have to clear her unused seconds before stating my cooking cycle.

It has taken most of the joy of cooking away from me. So should I harshly scold her or just be miserably the rest of my cooking days? I am so torn. Please advise.

 

[Creedmoor]

Tomorrow night shes taking me to an unknown steakhouse around Indy, I fear I might have to choke down a grass fed main course.