Your First World Problems

[oze]

I've got a powered double recliner in my home theater; it's plugged into the wall and is glorious. But dammit, one of its USB ports stopped working, and now, my phone battery gets low while I am watching TV.

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[KellyinAvon]

I have a sink dripping. Lowes has the part in need in stock and it's 2 miles away. I have the aisle and bay location, but there isn't a link for a store and parking lot map that shows if I should park by the main entrance, or the entrance on the lumber end. Should I roll the dice on the time of year, that I won't have to park behind Walgreens?

 

[Bill2905]

Went to the local Hallmark store to get my wife a couple of birthday cards and some flowers this morning. On the way home, the flowers tipped over rounding a corner and spilled half their water on the bag with the birthday cards. The flowers survived but the cards are trash. I'll be visiting that store again later this afternoon.

 

[Alpo]

Rented a Damon movie and a Wahlberg movie for the weeked. Redbox did not have both of them in blu-ray at the same location! So, my wife had to use both Kiosk A and Kiosk B at the same Walgreens!

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Switched from drinking hard cider to white russians while on our trip to Michigan. Now I want to watch The Big Lebowski. Problem is that my dvd is at home in Indiana. Wife refuses to rent it up here. She hates that movie.

 

[ditcherman]

So, the hot salsa at Chipotle is really hot. Mixed with a little sour cream or even queso it's perfect. Why in the world can the people that make a burrito not spread out the ingredients evenly, especially the hot salsa?
Also, something about working there messes with your sense of proportion. "a little" white rice or salsa is the same or more than the normal amount.

 

[OakRiver]

So, the hot salsa at Chipotle is really hot. Mixed with a little sour cream or even queso it's perfect. Why in the world can the people that make a burrito not spread out the ingredients evenly, especially the hot salsa?
Also, something about working there messes with your sense of proportion. "a little" white rice or salsa is the same or more than the normal amount.

My problem is that "hot" and "spicy" food is rarely hot or spicy, so I have to add my own hot sauce.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

My problem is that "hot" and "spicy" food is rarely hot or spicy, so I have to add my own hot sauce.

Yep. After "Thai hot", "Mexican hot" is like mother's milk.

 

[Lmo1131]

Finally replaced our 23 year old down-draft cooktop with a shiny new stainless steel KitchenAid unit. I scratched the stainless around the control knobs first time I used it and the slightest cooking 'spatter' makes the whole thing look like &^#@!>.

 

[Nazgul]

Sitting here scanning INGO and my coffee is cold. Now I have to go into the kitchen to warm it up.

Tough morning.

Don

 

[d.kaufman]

I've had to scrape my car windows 2 mornings in a row because I forgot to hit the remote start

 

[Ballstater98]

I haven't bought a gun in 2 months.

 

[Bigtanker]

Our new microwave has really annoying beeps to tell you it's done.

I had to turn off the beeps. Now I don't know when my food is done.

 

[JCSR]

Our new microwave has really annoying beeps to tell you it's done.

I had to turn off the beeps. Now I don't know when my food is done.

Busy men should not have this problem. Next time have your wife watch the microwave and alert you when it's done. Please report back and let us know how this works out for you.

 

[Bigtanker]

Busy men should not have this problem. Next time have your wife watch the microwave and alert you when it's done. Please report back and let us know how this works out for you.

Mmmm. Nope. I like breathing too much.

 

[ancjr]

I ordered a nice lamp on Amazon.com and they made a mistake and sent two!

Edit: And now I see that they've also refunded me more than twice the purchase amount.

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

I haven't bought a gun in 2 months.

Should we send help?

 

[Ballstater98]

Should we send help?

Cash would be better.

 

[jamil]

Cash would be better.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

1 year, 1 month and 22 days until retirement.