Which is worse?

[hoosierdoc]

Taking a big drink of milk only to find out it's orange juice (or any other switch) or sitting down on a toilet with the seat up?

 

[Ingomike]

Not sure, but I do know if both happen on the same morning do not drive to work…

 

[edwea]

Both aren't great. Mixing up milk and orange juice isn't a deal breaker since both are meant to be drank. I was grilling one time and took a big ol swing of marinade that was in a bottle that looked like a beer bottle. Now  that got my attention.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I'll ask my wife. Although hers was a bit more than milk/oj. I poured a glass of pickle juice and had just put the jar back in the fridge when she walked into the kitchen. She thought it was Mt. Dew...

Her.




Me.

 

[indyjohn]

Not sure, but I do know if both happen on the same morning do not drive to work…

This

 

[El Conquistador]

Taking a big drink of milk only to find out it's orange juice (or any other switch) or sitting down on a toilet with the lid up?

Not sure how you do it but I always make sure the LID is up and the seat is down before I sit down.

 

[Frosty]

I’ve got a boney butt, if I go in the bowl it hurts! The oj might surprise me but it wouldn’t be painful. Way back before I was the saint I am now, I chewed Copenhagen, I was messing around with something in the bedroom, spitting in a diet Coke can, also drinking out of a Diet Coke can. I did eventually grab the wrong can and took a big swig

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Who sits down with out looking first?
If you fall in that's your own damn fault.

 

[jerrob]

If ya threw in an option C of kicking a piece of furniture with bare feet in the dark, you'd have a clear winner.

 

[Bigtanker]

I had a new experience a few weeks ago. The seat and lid were DOWN. (Just using the small night light as to avoid turning the big light on)

With things all out and the motion of things swaying as I sat, I sat on em'. Cold lid and lots of squishing.

Ouch.

 

[Lpherr]

For some reason, I can tell the difference between milk and OJ, or any other drink.
The only drink in our house that looks like milk is.... milk.

Since the toilet seat is always down in this house, and requires being lifted into the appropriate position for the task, any poo shoot dipping would be a result of my own inattention.

 

[Chewie]

We keep everything down. Why you ask? Our german shepard sometime heads to the closest available water source. At night that's the good ol water closet in the room of the porcelain throne!

 

[hoosierdoc]

Not sure how you do it but I always make sure the LID is up and the seat is down before I sit down.

Haha, true. "seat"

 

[hoosierdoc]

For some reason, I can tell the difference between milk and OJ, or any other drink.
The only drink in our house that looks like milk is.... milk.

Since the toilet seat is always down in this house, and requires being lifted into the appropriate position for the task, any poo shoot dipping would be a result of my own inattention.

But you never accidentally lift both the lid and seat?

 

[DoggyDaddy]

But you never accidentally lift both the lid and seat?

I've done that on purpose, thinking I only needed to "stand", and then deciding that no, I actually have to "sit" too and forgetting to put the seat down.

 

[Colt556]

Taking a big drink of milk only to find out it's orange juice (or any other switch) or sitting down on a toilet with the seat up?

The WORST Thing ever is to take a big swig from your can of Coke only to instantly discover it’s your brothers tobacco spit can!

 

[printcraft]

Taking a big drink of milk only to find out it's orange juice (or any other switch) or sitting down on a toilet with the seat up?

Drinking what you thought was OJ and it was a coke instead.
Done that on car trips more than once in the early AM when both are in the cup holder.
Locks your brain up for a second.

 

[Expat]

Never mixed up milk for OJ.
The seat thing has happened and I just about fell over.

 

[04FXSTS]

Probably close to 50 years ago I was at a small party where we were drinking OJ and Everclear, mixed with plenty of Everclear. The host had a room mate that was not there for the party but came home later. Next morning RM gets up with a hangover and grabs a big swig of the mix. Started that boy's day out right. Jim.

 

[BigRed]

Taking a big drink of milk only to find out it's orange juice (or any other switch) or sitting down on a toilet with the seat up?

My toilet or somebody else's?