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  • HoughMade

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    This is where I confirm how jaded and cold attorneys are.

    Over the course of my career, I have handled numerous cases that involve complications at childbirth and not coincidentally, a lack of prenatal care.

    Here's where it get closer to relevant. Around 80% or more the cases involve morbidly obese moms. I mean something like 5'2" and over 300 lbs....sometimes over 400. This, of course, reveals the real problem with the childbirth that have nothing to do with the medical care.

    However, as my colleagues and I would discuss, this brings up the same 2 questions every time:

    1. How did this happen? and

    2. How did this happen?

    One is a question of interpersonal relationships best answered by the saying: "there's a key for every lock."

    The second question is one of physics, positions I guess...which I could google, but don't really want to. Let's just say that "buried penis" cannot possibly be in play....at least not buried in one's own self.
     

    femurphy77

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    30 ish year ago.
    I was a Designated driver for a group of Females and yes they talk about the same thing guys do and then some
    Uh, yeah. I had an opportunity to work as an electrician on an Army base for several years. One of the projects included installing fire alarm systems in existing barracks. One morning I was up in the ceiling running conduit and a bunch of female GI's came in and started rating various guys at the base. They were EXTREMELY graphic in their details and what exactly they liked in the sack (including some really bizarre stuff, well at least at the time I thought it was bizarre :naughty: ). It didn't seem to bother them one bit when I came crawling down out of the access to chase some materials as they continued on as though I wasn't even there. :lmfao:
     

    hoosierdoc

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    Hough: do not ask an ER doctor how fat people have sex.

    That being said, I have two stories. One lady had a horizontal bruise across her lower abdomen. When I asked about this she laughed and said don't worry about it, I use a broom handle to hold my fat out of the way when she makes love.

    The other one is more difficult to visualize. It involved opening up a kitchen table so that there is a gap where the next leaf would go. And then standing in that Gap to hold things out of the way. I'm not sure how the second person comes into play.

    Also heard of a neighbor that would come over and hold things back to allow it to work.
     

    Ark

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    Hough: do not ask an ER doctor how fat people have sex.

    That being said, I have two stories. One lady had a horizontal bruise across her lower abdomen. When I asked about this she laughed and said don't worry about it, I use a broom handle to hold my fat out of the way when she makes love.

    The other one is more difficult to visualize. It involved opening up a kitchen table so that there is a gap where the next leaf would go. And then standing in that Gap to hold things out of the way. I'm not sure how the second person comes into play.

    Also heard of a neighbor that would come over and hold things back to allow it to work.
    Thanks, I hate it
     

    HoughMade

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    Hough: do not ask an ER doctor how fat people have sex.

    That being said, I have two stories. One lady had a horizontal bruise across her lower abdomen. When I asked about this she laughed and said don't worry about it, I use a broom handle to hold my fat out of the way when she makes love.

    The other one is more difficult to visualize. It involved opening up a kitchen table so that there is a gap where the next leaf would go. And then standing in that Gap to hold things out of the way. I'm not sure how the second person comes into play.

    Also heard of a neighbor that would come over and hold things back to allow it to work.
    When we posed the questions...we really didn't want the answers.
     

    rhamersley

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    Maybe yoga would help...
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    Hatin Since 87

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    The other one is more difficult to visualize. It involved opening up a kitchen table so that there is a gap where the next leaf would go. And then standing in that Gap to hold things out of the way. I'm not sure how the second person comes into play.
    $20 says she has a plate of food on the table while doing this.
     

    actaeon277

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    Uh, yeah. I had an opportunity to work as an electrician on an Army base for several years. One of the projects included installing fire alarm systems in existing barracks. One morning I was up in the ceiling running conduit and a bunch of female GI's came in and started rating various guys at the base. They were EXTREMELY graphic in their details and what exactly they liked in the sack (including some really bizarre stuff, well at least at the time I thought it was bizarre :naughty: ). It didn't seem to bother them one bit when I came crawling down out of the access to chase some materials as they continued on as though I wasn't even there. :lmfao:

    Which is why I was so surprised when everyone freaked out over Trump's "grab em" post.
    I've heard much worse, by men AND women.
    And not just a few times. A LOT of times.
     

    Cameramonkey

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    Which is why I was so surprised when everyone freaked out over Trump's "grab em" post.
    I've heard much worse, by men AND women.
    And not just a few times. A LOT of times.
    its two things:
    Faux outrage (they wont admit they talk like that in public... Like a Baptist that drinks at home)
    Truly uptight folks.

    Though I think its mainly the former than the latter. After all, remember those against Trump are liberal, and accepting of all things not conservative. (free sex, sex before marriage, gay sex, drinking, drugs, etc)
     

    churchmouse

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    Network installation work is constantly in large office buildings. I wired lots of cubical jungles. These were almost all rooms full of women. I over heard a lot of conversations. You would be surprised at the conversations that happen when they do not realize a man is on the other side of the partition.
    Bingo. HVAC tech here. Office buildings and complexes were my world for several years.
    Huge areas full of cubicles in some company’s. Working above the ceiling on the systems had me hearing a lot of conversation and if any man believes the fairer sex is not capable of these remarks or discussion he needs to get out more.
     

    churchmouse

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    I've learned my lessons the hard way. Don't talk to people outside of work about where you work, don't talk to people at work about your life outside of work.

    Honestly like 9/10 times, "don't talk to people" is the correct answer.
    Seldom had any work related friendships. Never panned out. I have 1 person that I consider a friend that I met at work. We are still friends but even that relationship got stressed at times due to work.
     
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