These Are Some *Really* Good Wings!

[oze]

I don't even know what to say.

Chicago School Worker Sentenced To 9 Years After Stealing $1.5M Worth Of Chicken Wings

An Illinois school worker has been sentenced to nine years in prison after she stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings.

www.oann.com

 

[WebSnyper]

So does this qualify as organized crime, or you think she was just winging it...

 

[WebSnyper]

Did she do this all alone, or ya think she had a wing man?

 

[Cameramonkey]

Did she do this all alone, or ya think she had a wing man?

 

[Mij]

Organized crime? Ya, I think she was under someone’s wing.

 

[Mij]

1.5 mill. Maybe she wanted to spread her wings.

 

[Mij]

She was making chicken salad, kinda wings of change.

 

[Mij]

Good thing the court got involved, guess that clipped her wings.

 

[WebSnyper]

Really clipped my wings there...

 

[Cameramonkey]

Really clipped my wings there...

Now where did I put that ban hammer...

 

[WebSnyper]

Now where did I put that ban hammer...

Man, why so fowl?

 

[Mij]

Now where did I put that ban hammer...

@WebSnyper


He didn’t copy my post, looks like your “under the hammer” now.

 

[VostocK]

The police suspected fowl play, so they launched an investigation.

 

[MCgrease08]

Good thing they caught her before she flew the coop.

 

[oze]

So amateurish. I think the whole operation survived on a wing and a prayer.

 

[Bugzilla]

Now where did I put that ban hammer...

Your too chicken to post it!

 

[KellyinAvon]

Dad jokes… strong with this flock.

 

[indyartisan]

Bail denied, flight risk.

 

[patience0830]

@WebSnyper


He didn’t copy my post, looks like you're “under the hammer” now.

FTFY

 

[Bugzilla]

Is she a jailbird now?