Greasy, naked Florida man covered in blood and peppermint oil busted for burglary
A naked man covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil, and blood was chased down by police and arrested after burglarizing 2 homes.
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TLDR:
Police believe that Blake Tokman, 34, was under the influence of unknown substances…
“A lifeguard is what I am!” Tokman shouted.
“You’re lucky you’re not dead, homie,” the homeowner informed the sky-high suspect.