The Funny Pic Thread, Pt. 10

[Sigblitz]

He sounds like a woman.

That was funny.

I put my phone up to my ear to hear, and I wondered who the lady was talking to him. I looked. It was him.

 

[Doug]

Every Funny Picture thread has to have at least one picture of Sean Connery in a wedding dress.

 

[MRockwell]

 

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[Bigtanker]

I'll say it.

That's a crappy holster.

 

[MRockwell]

I'll say it.

That's a crappy holster.

 

[White Squirrel]

Now do hair length.

But won't those pictures violate the code of conduct?!!

Oh wait, you meant the hair on their head.

Sorry!

 

[printcraft]

Definitely a quality point.

And the noobs wonder why they get clipped.

It's a period joke.

 

[HoughMade]

And waist girth!

Ever say one of those things that makes you seriously think about working on a time machine?

Mrs. HoughMade: "Guys make those jokes about wives hair getting cut short and gaining weight after marriage, but the guys lose their hair and get fat."

HoughMade: "Yeah, but think about what men are in this for and the fact that over the years we make a lot more money than before we got married, and that's what you're in this for, not our looks."

 

[2A_Tom]

Should have been red.

 

[Alamo]

...

HoughMade: "Yeah, but think about what men are in this for and the fact that over the years we make a lot more money than before we got married, and that's what you're in this for, not our looks."

I'm guessing that truth was not an absolute defense.

 

[Sigblitz]

Why not have both?

My wife calls me handsome, every Friday.

 

[Phase2]

Is that when you get paid?

 

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[sharkey]

 

[AngryRooster]