The election shenanigans thread

[Route 45]

Perhaps part of their promotion to "investigator" should be the required wearing of a charger (if you've seen "Man On Fire", you know what a charger is) filled with either an ounce of Symtex and a copper foil strip, or hydrochloric acid.

They’re just professionals.

 

[jamil]

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4901476-north-carolina-purges-747k-voters/

REPORT: North Carolina Purges 747,000 Names From Voter Rolls

The North Carolina State Board of Elections (NCSBE) removed 747,000 names from the battleground state’s voter rolls within the past 20 months.

dailycaller.com

Looks like North Carolina is taking care of business.
Let's just hope they double check the vote counters and machines.

I happen to know first hand that not all dead people are actually dead.

 

[DadSmith]

Biden Admin Uses Taxpayer-Funded Email Blast To Praise Kamala Ahead Of Election

The Biden-Harris administration on Friday sent a taxpayer-funded email blast to likely millions of Americans that praised Vice President Kamala Harris. The email from the Department of Health and Human Services went to everyone signed up to receive updates on the government’s Medicare program...

www.dailywire.com

 

[buckwacker]

Cheatas gonna cheat

Democrats Sue Georgia Election Board Over New Ballot Rule | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

 

[DadSmith]

ActBlue criminals?

 

[Magyars]

 

[Creedmoor]

I happen to know first hand that not all dead people are actually dead.

How do you really know that all of the people around you and you are not dead?

 

[semperfi211]

 

[jamil]

How do you really know that all of the people around you and you are not dead?

Well. I was dead. According to my voter registration status. It took them about a week but they were able to reanimate me. Apparently.

 

[Creedmoor]

Well. I was dead. According to my voter registration status. It took them about a week but they were able to reanimate me. Apparently.

Are you sure your just not frozen in a stainless steel vat of liquid Nitrogen?

 

[Leadeye]

Well. I was dead. According to my voter registration status. It took them about a week but they were able to reanimate me. Apparently.

Better check to see how much money you donated to ActBlue in that period.

 

[Leadeye]

ActBlue criminals?

All we've heard is about how kamala raised huge amounts of money from small sources in small amounts so quickly. Have to hand it to the dems on this one, big money left can contribute vast amounts of cash and provide the tech to cut it up into small pieces and spread it around so it doesn't look like a few donors buying the next government. Probably sorted through the donor data to pick characteristics of people less likely to be aware. Each cycle they are going to get better at this while c-o-c republicans sit at the country club, reminisce about the Bush1/Bush2 years and wait for their federal handout.

As good a scheme as this is, it makes me wonder what the same people have in store for us during the actual election.

 

[Flash-hider]

Well. I was dead. According to my voter registration status. It took them about a week but they were able to reanimate me. Apparently.

Historically it takes 3 days to be resurrected from the dead. Yours must have been an extra special case.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Well. I was dead.

 

[Magyars]

 

[Ziggidy]

How do you really know that all of the people around you and you are not dead?

How do you know you are not in a coma and all this is just a dream?

 

[Ziggidy]

All we've heard is about how kamala raised huge amounts of money from small sources in small amounts so quickly. Have to hand it to the dems on this one, big money left can contribute vast amounts of cash and provide the tech to cut it up into small pieces and spread it around so it doesn't look like a few donors buying the next government.

As good a scheme as this is, it makes me wonder what the same people have in store for us during the actual election.

They have lots of money. They have been laundering it through Ukraine for years - billions and billions!

 

[Creedmoor]

How do you know you are not in a coma and all this is just a dream?

It could be just a dream. Don't pinch me.

 

[Magyars]

 

[foszoe]

How do you know you are not in a coma and all this is just a dream?

I am more likely to be in a colon than a comma