Some guy put Andy's gun down his pants against his twigs & berries!

[Andy219]

Better question, how do you know it was on said twig and berries? Were you inspecting to see if said fella was a true commando?
2nd isnt cleanlyness by males always tested by the good ole fashion smell test?

There was no underware barrier, just gun on skin/hair. We were seated he was standing.

 

[Electronrider]

At that point in time said person would be presented with a choice: Buy the gun for what I just paid plus 50 bucks while I wait on another, or get an ass beatin'. Since it was at a shop, I would possibly ( if it was a particular good day so far) give him the optioned of being tazed with a stun gun from the shop, to remind him of his error.

 

[ghitch75]

i would buy it if the price was right....he&^ i'v play in sewer pipes worse than that....NO FEAR HERE!!!

 

[andrew]

I've got to say... I laughed harder reading through this thread than any other, by far.

 

[melensdad]

I was going post this as third person, as in my friend has a 1911 and this is what happened, but Melensdad ruined that for me. Now every gun owner in Indiana knows, well the cool ones at least.

Plus me and GeronimoJoe

 

[SEIndSAM]

What's the problem?? Gee, I did that to every handgun at Gander Mountain until I found one that fit just right.

 

[011101110111]

So here is the question, how much scrubbing does it take to disinfect a gun that has been in contact with a stranger's junk?

There's not enough Hoppes in the world.

 

[littletommy]

Thread jack: We had a guy at work last week walking around the shop all day with a HUGE booger smeared on his shirt! I was creeped out, and wound up leaving early. It was funny and repulsive all at the same time. Boogers or nut residue is a no go for me. I'd get rid of that Ruger!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Twigs and berries, hehe. Meat & two veg. Hehehe. Good thing metals are easily disinfected, but I still think I'd be going home with only one shoe. (You'll have to imagine where the other one is.)

 

[hopper68]

So a guy was showing some "gun nuts" his new gun when another guy chose to show the new gun his "gun ----". You might say that took some b---s.

 

[melensdad]

I'm curious if the gun will have premature ejections now?

 

[japartridge]

wow, this whole thread is just...nuts

 

[melensdad]

wow, this whole thread is just...nuts

I didn't peek down there but I presume 2 nuts!

 

[Rookie]

I'd be worried that the guy might have had an accidental discharge!

 

[Mike.B]

Thanks guys, my wife has been looking at me like I'm insane for the last five minutes while I've been laughing my ass off.

 

[melensdad]

I'd be worried that the guy might have had an accidental discharge!

I dunno, the guy might have. The gun didn't.

 

[Andy219]

Melensdad still refuses to smell my Ruger. But the general consenses is to use clorox wipes to dissenfect it or keep it as my throw away gun as somebody else's DNA is all over it.

 

[WebSnyper]

I think that shooting him would have been entirely justified given the circumstance, however IANAL

Just one more reason to never hand someone you don't know a gun.

 

[cascadewalker]

Remember the Miller Lite "Man Laws" commercials from a few years back? Specifically, the one law that says, "You poke it, you own it".

 

[88E30M50]

I've been checking on all of my bottles of gun cleaning fluid and none mention this situation. There are copper removers, lead removers, powder residue removers, but not a one says anything about curly hairs. Maybe soak in Nair, then a thorough scrub and then put the oven on self clean and stick it in for an hour or so. Ask the douchebag that put in his pants over to your house and as soon as the gun comes out of the oven, drop it back down his pants. Sure, you'll never touch your gun again, but chances are, he will never touch his either.