The more I think about this, the funnier it is.
*Walking around the house doing nothing in particular*
*Spidey senses tingle as he passes the vacuum*
"Wait just a damn minute"
*Checks bag/canister*
"Why this thing is chock full of canine fur and debris(pronounced day brie). Where is that cur-sed maid!"
*Calls wife's name*
Wakes up in the ER