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  • -Jake-

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    So my wife gets home from work and said she saw a coon in the road and he wouldn't move. I told her he was probably rabid or sick, because it was still daylight and she said he wasn't acting scared.

    Then we went over to the neighbors to drink a beer and exchange Christmas gifts. On the way back in our house the rabid bastard was stooped atop out front door step. We live in a subdivision full of city people so I can't just blast it with my pistol.

    So we call the non-emergency line and a cop comes out. He was afraid to shoot it, because it was right against our house. I agreed. We came up with a plan that I'd whack it with a shovel while he covered me with his glock.

    I connected right at the base of his skull with my shovel.

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    -Jake-

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    i was gonna skin him, but decided i might catch teh aids. If anyone wants to risk it and could use the money PM me :rockwoot:
     

    chezuki

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    So my wife gets home from work and said she saw a coon in the road and he wouldn't move. I told her he was probably rabid or sick, because it was still daylight and she said he wasn't acting scared.

    Then we went over to the neighbors to drink a beer and exchange Christmas gifts. On the way back in our house the rabid bastard was stooped atop out front door step. We live in a subdivision full of city people so I can't just blast it with my pistol.

    So we call the non-emergency line and a cop comes out. He was afraid to shoot it, because it was right against our house. I agreed. We came up with a plan that I'd whack it with a shovel while he covered me with his glock.

    I connected right at the base of his skull with my shovel.

    dwZ10.jpg

    Rep'd for hilarious pic. Saved for future snarkiness.
     
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