Home defense firearms

[churchmouse]

I dont run anymore, my knee won’t tolerate it.

2 or more large angry dogs. And fire. Fire will make anybody run.

 

[Lee11b]

If they make it past the tannerite filled refrigerators, cross the punji pits, and evade the claymore roomba, I have no choice but to introduce an intruder to Sally. View attachment 140476

Nothing like belt fed, with tracer every 5th round!!!! Just make sure you use it pointing outdoors, SAW's will absolutely destroy the interior......

 

[IUKalash429]

OP stinks like

Also, I replaced the trigger on my PKM with a nylabone so my dog can shoot ne'er-do-wells with it.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

What are you going running

What are you running?

 

[STEEL CORE]

Glock-22 or 23.

 

[Gingerbeardman]

My home is protected by an ever-changing maze of full laundry baskets, hard plastic toys from China, two cats that hate everyone they meet, and an angry old lady with a baseball bat. If you make it through that to me, well, your psyche has been worn down enough I won't need a gun. I'll offer you a beer while we wait for the authorities.

 

[Biggredchev]

2 or more large angry dogs. And fire. Fire will make anybody run.

This is why i keep a hot dog in my pocket and a fire extinguisher in my holster...

 

[NHT3]

I dont run anymore, my knee won’t tolerate it.

I can run but not very fast or very far, that's one of the reasons I always carry a gun

 

[Biggredchev]

I can run but not very fast or very far, that's one of the reasons I always carry a gun

Im not saying i cant run. I just dont, if i do it better be for a dang good reason because im going to have a knee brace on for a week. I dislocated my dominant knee during high school football and it just isnt right anymore.

 

[DadSmith]

Im not saying i cant run. I just dont, if i do it better be for a dang good reason because im going to have a knee brace on for a week. I dislocated my dominant knee during high school football and it just isnt right anymore.

There is always the armored hoveround brigade looking for recruits. No mental health evaluations required.

 

[88E30M50]

This is why i keep a hot dog in my pocket...

Dang, I thought that you were just happy to see me.

 

[88E30M50]

As in what you firearm of choice is for home defense

A handgun. If you promise that you are not an ATF agent, I’ll admit to maybe owning a second handgun. Maybe.

 

[Biggredchev]

There is always the armored hoveround brigade looking for recruits. No mental health evaluations required.

You had me at hoveround...

 

[1nderbeard]

My home is protected by an ever-changing maze of full laundry baskets, hard plastic toys from China, two cats that hate everyone they meet, and an angry old lady with a baseball bat. If you make it through that to me, well, your psyche has been worn down enough I won't need a gun. I'll offer you a beer while we wait for the authorities.

This is essentially my strategy too. My boys reset our boobytraps with gi joes, legos, and empy cups. I don't even know the layout.

 

[larcat]

This is essentially my strategy too. My boys reset our boobytraps with gi joes, legos, and empy cups. I don't even know the layout.

ED-209 with some custom programming.

 

[Tyler-The-Piker]

 

[Lee11b]

A handgun. If you promise that you are not an ATF agent, I’ll admit to maybe owning a second handgun. Maybe.

You own guns!?!?!?!......LOL I thought this was the Indiana Gun Neumatic Owners as in air rifles.....

 

[Beowulf]

2" Bore breech loading cannon loaded with cannister rounds with 50 .50 caliber musket balls each.

It does make a mess though.

 

[Lee11b]

OOPS.... Indiana Neumatic Gun Owners......

 

[armalitesheepdog]

I dont run anymore, my knee won’t tolerate it.

Isn't that why we own firearms....
So we don't have to..lol