Hikers

[Frosty]

I feel like I know too much about what is under all of your pants to meet in person for a hike.

At least you know if one of us dies out there we’ll have quality stuff you can grab!

 

[Frosty]

Ok this has gone too far I’m afraid.

But but but… what am I supposed to do with my shrine and wall of ditcherman???

 

[smokingman]

But but but… what am I supposed to do with my shrine and wall of ditcherman???

 

[smokingman]

Hikers Are Now Banned from the World's Tallest Tree

Redwood National Park officials cite damage visitors have caused to forest.

www.backpacker.com

When I hiked to it in September(or October....little fuzzy on the date I did quite a bit of traveling that year) of 2016 it looked like a groomed and trimmed trail. It was a very cool experience. One that would now get you a $5000 fine. I hiked around that area for about a week. When the fog turned into sheets of ice on the tent I decided it was time to head to lower altitudes.
I ended up doing highway 1 all the way to Mexico(via my land rover). *Note seeing the Sequoya and natural beauty was my only reason for going. I did none of typical tourist stops,and it will be the one and only time I set foot in that state.

 

[smokingman]

Look dad...no poles I can make it!


Random encounter on the AT. Never let a beaver borrow your stove to cook,they really do not cook or even know how to.

 

[Frosty]

Look dad...no poles I can make it!
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Random encounter on the AT
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That made my body hurt just watching it! I gotta buy some poles!

 

[ditcherman]

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Oh, you’ve done it now.
I’m sorry, I really have no control over what’s going to happen next.

 

[smokingman]

Oh, you’ve done it now.
I’m sorry, I really have no control over what’s going to happen next.

Always be in control. Just saying.

 

[ditcherman]

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Always be in control. Just saying.

Control is an illusion.

I was speaking the truth.
It’s how the reader interprets it, that makes it threatening, benevolent, apologetic, or controlling, among others. Kind of like the weatherman, there’s always a way out.

I thought it was pretty good cult leadership.

 

[smokingman]

Control is an illusion.

I was speaking the truth.
It’s how the reader interprets it, that makes it threatening, benevolent, apologetic, or controlling, among others. Kind of like the weatherman, there’s always a way out.

I thought it was pretty good cult leadership.

Total control is an illusion,not control. This allows us to do things such as driving a car.
Truth is often an illusion. It depends on perspective, perception, and time.

I will not argue with your cult leadership ability.

Perhaps you should be proud. I am unsure. Personally, if I were to start a cult it would not likely revolve around undergarments.

Now a hiking cult that involved both genders, ample TP, and food with indulgent levels of calories? We could call it something innocuous like "Hikers". Getting members would be easy, I am certain of it. They already have rejected societal norms, choosing to spend time outside. They seem to long for pain and suffering. Offer them snacks and bam new member. We should probably set a lower mile limit, just to be sure they are already broken and need pain and suffering in their life, we probably do not want the 2-3 mile nature lovers who still feel joy without any pain.

You can still lead it though. I would rather hike alone

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[MindfulMan]

we probably do not want the 2-3 mile nature lovers who still feel joy without any pain.

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(kicks can down road)

 

[smokingman]

(kicks can down road)

Well you can talk to ditcherman if he accepts running a second cult. He may let you in. He is after all leading you in a different cult already.

Me I am happy because apparently some of my friends found a mascot for us.

 

[MindfulMan]

If wearing exofficios, even that dog would be comfortable !

 

[Frosty]

Oh jeez, so many cults, so little time!

 

[smokingman]

If wearing exofficios, even that dog would be comfortable !

If you try to put exofficios on a dog I will release wrath the like of which you have never seen.
Not anger...wrath. Without remorse or pity. I will have no mercy. Mountains will be laid waste to stop you. Nature itself will assist me in the quest to vanquish such evil from the world. Pain, suffering, even death, no force could stop me. Leave the dog alone!(booming voice).

calm voice.
I like dogs, they should not wear undergarments.

 

[cg21]

If you try to put exofficios on a dog I will release wrath the like of which you have never seen.
Not anger...wrath. Without remorse or pity. I will have no mercy. Mountains will be laid waste to stop you. Nature itself will assist me in the quest to vanquish such evil from the world. Pain, suffering, even death, no force could stop me. Leave the dog alone!(booming voice).

calm voice.
I like dogs, they should not wear undergarments.

 

[MindfulMan]

If you try to put exofficios on a dog I will release wrath the like of which you have never seen.
Not anger...wrath. Without remorse or pity. I will have no mercy. Mountains will be laid waste to stop you. Nature itself will assist me in the quest to vanquish such evil from the world. Pain, suffering, even death, no force could stop me. Leave the dog alone!(booming voice).

calm voice.
I like dogs, they should not wear undergarments.

.....too much coffee today ?

 

[smokingman]

I am going to have to let the victoria secrets cult deal with this one. I only deal with exofficios cult members getting out of line at this time.
Please contact the appropriate authorities. It is your civic duty.

 

[MindfulMan]

Calling our President...... we need you, @ditcherman ..... there's a foaming at the mouth, underwater hating, madman .....on the loose in this very thread !!!

 

[cg21]

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Calling our President...... we need you, @ditcherman ..... there's a foaming at the mouth, underwater hating, madman .....on the loose in this very thread !!!

We have to cut smokingman some slack after all he is suffering through all the crotch ailments simultaneously wearing his subpar underwear. A little sensitivity will go a long way.


@smokingman We are here for you when you’re ready to talk. And your dog.