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"If you want to deal drugs in Okeechobee County, you may want to consider MOOOOOO-ving," the Okeechobee County Sheriff’s Office said following the incident.
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Florida man in cow pajamas among six people arrested during drug bust
Bonnell looked 'udder-ly' confused when he was arrested, police said
"If you want to deal drugs in Okeechobee County, you may want to consider MOOOOOO-ving," the Okeechobee County Sheriff’s Office said following the incident.
Florida man in cow pajamas among six people arrested during drug bust
A narcotics team arrested six individuals in Okeechobee County, Florida, on Friday, including one man who was dressed in cow pajamas. The man was also wearing a collar.
I'm going to limit myself to personal experiences with "Florida Man" after living here for 7 years. Everything is 100% true.
1. My pastor, Reverend Florida Man, spears wild hogs while wearing flip flops.
2. Florida Man friends of mine have used a cast net to catch invasive Muscovy ducks and then barbequed them.
3. When it's cold enough for the iguanas to drop it's time to gather them up to make iguana tacos.
4. My Florida Man buddy killed a pregnant rattle snake so naturally he breaded and deep fried the unborn rattlers and had them with hot sauce.
5. Said Florida Man from #4 also salvaged a large commercial walk-in cooler and used it as the frame walls of a house. Covered the inside and outside with finishes but the frame is super-insulated. Actually, that's probably one of the smartest off grid things I've ever seen. Takes nothing to heat and/or cool it.
6. I've seen Florida Man driving his convertible with the top down, but a scarf and winter gloves on because it was below 70.
7. So hunting hogs with dogs is big down here. Sometimes a hog kills one of the dogs. There are some parts in Florida where they taxidermy the dog with the hog as a memorial to the dog. That's the hardcore Florida Man if you run across one of those.
1. My pastor, Reverend Florida Man, spears wild hogs while wearing flip flops.
2. Florida Man friends of mine have used a cast net to catch invasive Muscovy ducks and then barbequed them.
3. When it's cold enough for the iguanas to drop it's time to gather them up to make iguana tacos.
4. My Florida Man buddy killed a pregnant rattle snake so naturally he breaded and deep fried the unborn rattlers and had them with hot sauce.
5. Said Florida Man from #4 also salvaged a large commercial walk-in cooler and used it as the frame walls of a house. Covered the inside and outside with finishes but the frame is super-insulated. Actually, that's probably one of the smartest off grid things I've ever seen. Takes nothing to heat and/or cool it.
6. I've seen Florida Man driving his convertible with the top down, but a scarf and winter gloves on because it was below 70.
7. So hunting hogs with dogs is big down here. Sometimes a hog kills one of the dogs. There are some parts in Florida where they taxidermy the dog with the hog as a memorial to the dog. That's the hardcore Florida Man if you run across one of those.
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If you cant stuff your legless girlfriend in a tote on a long trip to save space up front, why even date a legless woman?!
WTF is in the water in Florida...
www.theblaze.com
Florida man sexually abused dog, wreaked havoc at nearby church, and attempted to steal car in wild, action-packed outing, police say | Blaze Media
One Florida man had quite a busy afternoon last Sunday. According to reports, he had sexual relations with a dog, knocked over several items at a church — causing hundreds of dollars in damages — then destroyed a neighborhood mailbox and attempted to steal a getaway car before he was eventually...
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From Clearwater, the panhandle wouldn’t have put up with such buffoonery.WTF is in the water in Florida...
Florida man sexually abused dog, wreaked havoc at nearby church, and attempted to steal car in wild, action-packed outing, police say | Blaze Media
One Florida man had quite a busy afternoon last Sunday. According to reports, he had sexual relations with a dog, knocked over several items at a church — causing hundreds of dollars in damages — then destroyed a neighborhood mailbox and attempted to steal a getaway car before he was eventually...
Wow! That took a disturbing turn....
Dad Grabs His Gun and Runs to Daughters Apartment, Turns Tables on Her Abusive Ex When He Shows Up: Police
A daughter will always be a little girl to a father whose priorities are where they belong. That never changes, regardless of her age.
www.westernjournal.com
I was driving from south of the border up to Niles to watch the Daytona 500 this year. It was a nice sunny, mid 50s day. I passed a guy in Granger driving his 911 convertible, top down, wearing a mad bomber hat and ski goggles.
Florida man steals alligator from golf course, tries ‘teaching it a lesson’ by throwing it on roof of bar
The 32-year-old man was arrested early Thursday when Daytona Beach Shores police officers spotted him attempting to throw the gator onto the roof of the cocktail lounge.
www.wjbf.com
Today's other option...
Florida man encases self in concrete at governor’s mansion
A Florida man encased himself in concrete outside the Governor’s Mansion in the state capital apparently to protest prison conditions related to the coronavirus.
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Florida Man https://g.co/kgs/x5pBrt
Florida Cop Allegedly Flees Traffic Stop After Heated Exchange with Deputy
An Orlando police officer was relieved of duty after being accused of reckless driving and fleeing a traffic stop. The Seminole County Sheriff's Office said ...
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Why does Reza 'Ray' Baluchi keep trying to cross the Atlantic Ocean in a hamster wheel?
You can't say he's not dedicated. This Florida man was stopped off the coast of Georgia in a giant hamster wheel, trying to cross the Atlantic. Again.
www.news-journalonline.com
It's important to have goals.
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