Clown car?

[ljk]

US Mother Of 16 Has Been Pregnant For 14 Years, Now Expecting Her 17th

All the children have their names starting from the letter ‘C,’ as a tribute to their father, Carlos.

www.news18.com

A 40-year-old woman recently revealed that she is expecting a child, almost a year after she gave birth to her sixteenth child. Yes, you heard that right and no it is not a typo. Patty Hernandez, a resident of North Carolina, USA, is a mother to sixteen children, and is again pregnant, taking her total to seventeen.

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

When I lived in NC, a coworker's wife was one of 19, only 1 set of twins in the bunch.

 

[Frosty]

…like throwing a baseball down a hallway!

 

[femurphy77]

Miss Pat was on B&T one morning talking about one of her nieces that had just squirted out number 8 or 9, she commented that "it's not a clown car, it's a vagina!" I almost spit out my breakfast upon hearing this!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

All I can say is Grandma and Grandpa didn't get a TV till it was way too late.

 

[Lmo1131]

One would think that she'd have figured out, long before now, what causes this.

 

[Hardscrable]

When I was in jr. hi had a family with 16 or 18 move into a rental old run down farm house in the vicinity. They had relocated from KY. When our bus stopped to pick up the kids still in school ( as in under age 16 ) it was like a herd exited the house. 1 sometimes came out an upstairs window, onto a lower roof, and down. 1 that I think we like about a 13 year old 4th grader a.ways had a lip full of snuff that he spit out before climbing on.

 

[jkfletcher]

Maybe she's just partially deaf? Husband says, you wanna go to bed or what? She says...what?

 

[tv1217]

40 is getting up there in child rearing years, might need a clown hearse if she don't calm down.

 

[JCSR]

Since we as taxpayers are no doubt supporting them can I borrow a few to help with some yard work or washing cars?

 

[Frosty]

40 is getting up there in child rearing years, might need a clown hearse if she don't calm down.

The odds go up significantly for having a child with genetic problems in the mid-30’s. That’s what the doctor told my wife, then we have a child with a genetic problem

 

[Lpherr]

She sounds like a Nerf gun.
Just cock it and it keeps shooting something out.

 

[MCgrease08]

Since we as taxpayers are no doubt supporting them can I borrow a few to help with some yard work or washing cars?

Why would you assume that?

Dad runs his own business.

 

[femurphy77]

Why would you assume that?

Dad runs his own business.

Ditto, my first thought upon reading the story is that they appear to be holding their own.

So to speak.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

 

[JCSR]

Why would you assume that?

Dad runs his own business.

Dad runs a cleaning company.

Doesn't say he owns it.

The couple has a five-bedroom home with several bunk beds and cribs for their children. Patty drives a 20-seater bus which she uses to take her kids around and to school. The couple revealed that they spend around £780, or roughly Rs 72,000 a week on food. The extremely fertile couple does not plan to stop until they have even 20 – 10 boys and 10 girls.

I know a couple of people that "own" cleaning companies and they don't pull down big bucks.
Why would you assume I'm wrong?