It was 2013. A cold october day. Me and CM stopped at a little diner in Mayberry. When we walked in we noticed the place empty. Only a few waitresses with sad faces was there. When we asked what was wrong they went on to tell how their supply truck had broken down and they had no burgers or...
Figured we needed a place to tell all our epic CM stories. The impact he made not only in our Ingo life, but our life in general. One thing i notice about CM is he never belittled anyone. Never made them feel less knowledgeable then he was. Which was amazing seeing how very few was as...
I'm sure the younger Ingo'ers can benefit from our many years of wisdom. Give them your best advice. Here's mine...
Never compliment a woman on her mustache...regardless of how majestic it is.
12 years ago my wife thought it would be a great idea to get one of those rescue dogs. At first I was on board. I mean I can see myself with a majestic shepherd or a loyal lab. But when she came home with this 12 pound lil chihuahua, well I was out. I told her that it was "her" dog. After all...
Wes Craven has died at the age of 76. Known for his Nightmare on Elm Street movies with Freddy Kruger. And the Scream movies. Nothing I love more then a good scare, thanks Mr. Craven, I'll keep my night light on in your honor tonight, , again!:nailbite:
. . . Or not! :dunno: I really don't care. I just wanted to get in line for my free cheeseburger!
CM is a doody head! . . I like my cheeseburgers medium well, extra pickles please!
Oh yeah, Ban Mbills!!
Just heard that the makers of Bubble Wrap are now making them so they will not pop anymore! That's right, you can no longer squeeze them and relieve your anxiety by making that wonderful popping noise. I think that's Bull****! What's next, un-tazerable mbills nads? Un-flushable tube socks? For...
Got to thinking. Which always leads to an interesting day. I woke up this morning, got dressed, and walked passes a full length mirror. I stopped. And took a good look at myself. Short hair cut, tattoos, engineer boots, plaid shirt, wallet with chain attached, keys on keychain attached to my...
When you go to the gym, or maybe just working around the house. And you put your headphones on. What's the first 5 songs on your set list? These always get my blood pumping!!
1) Cowboys from Hell-Pantera.
2) Indestructible- Disturbed
3) Seek & Destroy-Metallica
4) TNT- AC/DC
5) Man in the Box-...
Next month here in Cleveland they're going to have the inductions to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. I was wondering, if INGO had a Hall of Fame. Who would be your nominees? Lets hold it to your top 5 members! One of the 5 can be a banned member! Mods can be included! :ingo:
Just heard were Ernie Banks has died at the age of 83. For those of us who remember watching the first baseman also remember the class and charity he brought to the game. I still remember watching him hit number 500. He was approachable and very generous. He will be missed. RIP Ernie Banks...
Mbills has been kidnapped and is probely being tortured with turkey bacon and made to wear pants. Mbills is a pharmacist. Which means that everyday he's in captivity, the elderly men in his town are not achieving erections. So whoever has done this dasterly deed, needs to give him proper pork...