Yeah, mine wasn’t very long but I didn’t time it.
I suppose if you want to get down to the real nitty gritty, the first part is not exactly true. But the second part?
The way most people (here?) are going to read it, mostly true. Not sure it reaches instant ban status on FB, but apparently it...
I think I can top that!! I got pulled over by a Wisconsin State Trooper while pulling a hay wagon with stacked small bales and threatened with “littering” because grass was flying off the load onto the road. With a pickup going about 40 mph with a slow moving vehicle sign. Never said anything...
Delivered for SYSCO for 8 years, so been in a good share of commercial kitchens and coolers.
Ironically, in my experience the ones that were spotless didn’t have much business and the ones that made you look over your shoulder were a booming business. ♂️
No weapons allowed. Had to empty your pockets, walk thru a metal detector and got wanded for my big Rodeo Champion buckle.
I made that last part up but I did see a guy getting wanded and they had them at the table.
Those Bull riders are all about 5’5” and 140 pounds or so. Don’t know if I’d...
Going to a PBR event, the Ty Murray Invitational in Albuquerque in a few hours. Not going to try and carry. Hope all goes well…….
Pretty close to Moscow I’d say.
When I can’t hear my wife it’s because I’m deaf. When she can’t hear me it’s because I mumble…….she still does the talking to me two rooms away and then it’s did you hear what I said? I didn’t even know you were talking to me!! Slow learner, one of us.
I have to take hearing tests for DOT...
Three guys from Iowa, Chicago and Wisconsin were walking
along the beach, when they spotted an old lamp half buried in the sand.
The Iowan bent over and picked it up, and began to rub the
sand off of it.
As he did so, a genie popped out of the lamp, and said "I'll
give you three wishes, one...
I don’t see any chance for New Mexico but I sure would like to be proven wrong. Every statewide office held by a Democrat. 90 some years of consecutive house and assembly control by Democrats, with a few hapless Republicans here and there as Governors that never accomplish anything.
There are...
I think they’re being added too fast to keep up. How would you decide which ones to remove? No way to narrow it down to only 24…..
White rage or whatever
In other news, who needs a gun when your teacher hands you a sword in class and says have at it!! Apparently, I missed a slice of excitement not taking Chemistry in High School.
News of this just now coming out almost two years after the precision incision only due to a law suit. Teacher was...