I am going to pretend that your she devil wife has hijacked your account and is trying to make you look bad. I think I felt a tear form. Oh, and it's about the quality of the friends not the number.
How soon before you get to come back to the world? Thanks for keeping the rest of us safe. Have a great day. Don't volunteer for anything dumb. The rest of the geezers at the home thank you too.
Figured since you only had 2 friends I felt sorry for you being as OLD as you are I know most of your friends can't leave the nursing home so Now you have 3 on here.