Would you date a midget stripper?

[mbills2223]

And I was scolded a couple weeks ago for a very tasteful pic of a young lady with a greasy hand print on her bare bottom. Id love to see the pic I posted and this one side by side and a vote taken on which one is the more offensive. Come on man, this is good to go but mine was over the line? Im confused again to where the line is. How bout an ok by the mods to do just that. Oh and while were at it, lets add Printcrafts avatar to the voting.......I mean damn! Really...lol

You need to make sure mod supreme is there to grant immunity. I flip a coin to determine infractions.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Not professionally anymore but I still perform at a few bachelorette parties once in a while to keep my skills sharp.

You were the best. At least until the Mall Incident. You opening up for Tiffany, you were spectacular. Until the G-string exploded. You knocked over 2 mall cops and severely injured that 80 yr old lady. She lost her eye that day. They never could wipe that smile off her face.

 

[mbills2223]

Officially off the rails

 

[mbills2223]

I was going to sticky this thread but it seems to have gotten pretty sticky all on its own.

 

[jagee]

There's my buddy....how ya doing jagee?

All good here! The daughter is 4 the boy is 1.5...he's a wild man already.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

And I was scolded a couple weeks ago for a very tasteful pic of a young lady with a greasy hand print on her bare bottom. Id love to see the pic I posted and this one side by side and a vote taken on which one is the more offensive. Come on man, this is good to go but mine was over the line? Im confused again to where the line is. How bout an ok by the mods to do just that. Oh and while were at it, lets add Printcrafts avatar to the voting.......I mean damn! Really...lol

Slip mbills a $20.....

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

All good here! The daughter is 4 the boy is 1.5...he's a wild man already.

You still playing in dirt?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I was going to sticky this thread but it seems to have gotten pretty sticky all on its own.

Could be pre-post....

 

[jagee]

You still playing in dirt?

Concrete now...occasionally I still look at dirt, but concrete is my new mistress. Starts off wet, then gets hard. It's kind of backwards.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

More money in concrete. Glad to hear you're doing great.

 

[Sylvain]

You were the best. At least until the Mall Incident. You opening up for Tiffany, you were spectacular. Until the G-string exploded. You knocked over 2 mall cops and severely injured that 80 yr old lady. She lost her eye that day. They never could wipe that smile off her face.

I'm required by law to wear "blast boxers" made of Kevlar now.

We had less accidents during covid due to old ladies wearing face shields.
It cushions the blow.

 

[Brad69]

Tattooed midget with a nose ring?

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm required by law to wear "blast boxers" made of Kevlar now.

We had less accidents during covid due to old ladies wearing face shields.
It cushions the blow.

Who knows how many lives this will save..

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Tattooed midget with a nose ring?

Is there any other kind?

 

[NHT3]

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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[BigRed]

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REPORTED

 

[indyblue]

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[Frosty]

This is surprisingly tame for a skulldaddy thread… must be old age

 

[HCRMPD1]

I'd have to say "NO" as my wife would not approve.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

This is surprisingly tame for a skulldaddy thread… must be old age

Just warming up....like an opera singer before the big show. BTW..how ya doing Frosty?