The Funny Pic Thread pt 11 "Si vis pacem, para bellum"

[Doug28450]

 

[indiucky]

 

[2A_Tom]

 

[indiucky]

 

[jamil]

A crumple zone is supposed to absorb the energy of a collision thus reducing the energy imparted to the occupants of the vehicle. That crumple zone is too weak to absorb much energy so it is the opposite of effective. It simply allows the collision to get closer to the occupants without much hindrance.
If that car is allowed into the US I would assume it has better crumple zones built in close by and that particular spot is a weak spot.

Hey. It worked out for the bicycle rider. He was probably thinking, whew! That was close. I'm glad it wasn't an American car or I'd be a gonner.

 

[jamil]

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I know some Karens I'd like to send that to. They'd freak out.

 

[Alamo]

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I had to know:

According to the police report, Williams' 41-year-old husband set out to buy some beer late Tuesday night [Christmas Eve], but he returned home empty-handed because the stores were closed.

That enraged Williams, according to the report, and as her husband set about making himself a sandwich, she picked up the ceramic squirrel and conked him over the head with it. Then she stabbed him in the chest with it, the report said.

The man fled to a neighbor's home to call 911, and when officers arrived shortly after midnight — on Christmas Day by now — they found him covered in blood with cuts on his shoulder and face, according to the report. When he took off his shirt, they found a big gash in his chest, it said.

Cops: Wife stabbed husband with ceramic squirrel - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports

On one of my VFD medical runs to a frequent flyer who regularly tried to drown her sorrows in whiskey and xanax, she threw a ceramic squirrel at a deputy. We need ceramic squirrel control. Or at least keep them out of the hands of unstable women.

 

[rkwhyte2]

I had to know:


Cops: Wife stabbed husband with ceramic squirrel - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports

On one of my VFD medical runs to a frequent flyer who regularly tried to drown her sorrows in whiskey and xanax, she threw a ceramic squirrel at a deputy. We need ceramic squirrel control. Or at least keep them out of the hands of unstable women.

That's just nuts.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I had to know:


Cops: Wife stabbed husband with ceramic squirrel - WRCBtv.com | Chattanooga News, Weather & Sports

On one of my VFD medical runs to a frequent flyer who regularly tried to drown her sorrows in whiskey and xanax, she threw a ceramic squirrel at a deputy. We need ceramic squirrel control. Or at least keep them out of the hands of unstable women.

Damn! Poor guy had to make his own sammich and still got stabbed!

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[maxwelhse]

Damn! Poor guy had to make his own sammich and still got stabbed!

You beat me to it by just a touch over an hour. Damn it.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

Churchmouse on his wedding day?

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[indiucky]

 

[indiucky]